Official Who Verified Obama’s Birth Certificate Dies In Small Plane Crash

crashWill this be spun into a conspiracy theory shortly? Via USA Today:

The Hawaiian health official who verified the authenticity of President Obama’s birth certificate died in a small plane crash.

The plane, carrying a pilot and eight passengers, went down Wednesday in the water a half mile off the Hawaiian island of Molokai. The lone fatality was Loretta Fuddy, who has served as state health director since January 2011.

Fuddy, 65, made national news in April 2011 when she verified the authenticity of certified copies of President Obama’s birth certificate. Obama had requested the release to curb claims by so-called “birthers” that he was born in Kenya and not eligible to be president.

“There was catastrophic engine failure,” Makani Kai Air President Richard Schuman told Honolulu-based KITV. Schuman said the cause of the engine failure had not yet been determined.

  • JoeSchmoe50

    I’m certain she was murdered as part of a grand governmental conspiracy…you know, the same government who can’t even get a website to work. 😉

    • I_abide

      Based on the time frame for that website to fully function I think we can safely assume the following. The same guys that built the site were hired 6 years ago to finish her off before any questions could be asked.

  • Rhoid Rager

    Yeah, the tea party must have spiked the gas tank with sugar; because, killing 2,300+ people with remote controlled air planes doesn’t quite discredit your moral credentials to be president as much as being born in Kenya.

  • jasonpaulhayes

    She complained of chest pain shortly after takeoff then just pulled out a gun and shot herself in the back of the head… twice. Uhh, which ruptured the fuel tank and brought the plane down.

  • DeepCough

    I call this a “conspuracy,” as it will do nothing but spur people to believe that
    this story reveals a vast conspiracy where one might not exist.

    • echar

      This fits with the word spurious.

      • DeepCough

        The best words have multiple meanings.

        • Mr Grim

          Like “pork”, “shag” and “root”.

          • DeepCough

            Don’t forget “screw” and “nail.”

  • Juan

    It was them false flag, gubmit Illuminatuses.

  • emperorreagan

    I ordered the machine elves to take her plane down before she could come clean about Obama not even being a human, rather being hatched from an egg that fell from the sky. Sorry.

  • Johnny Utah

    uhh….where do all you commenters stand on this? I have NOOOO idea.

  • VaudeVillain

    She’s living on Ken’Ya island, Obama’s private resort/secret lair. It’s built on top of a crashed UFO and shaped like a giant rooster. It is also home to Osama Bin Laden, Jimmy Hoffa, the first six Rush Limbaugh clones, Hitler’s family he started in Brazil during the 50s, and a warehouse full of Banksy’s artwork stolen from humanity before it could spark The Revolution.

  • scout

    Terrible! Apparently even if you prop the big lie, you can still reap the whirlwind.