Spate Of Frightening Clown Stalking Continues In United Kingdom

clownThe Guardian on the new candy-colored face of random street terror in the decaying metropolis:

A police force has told members of the public to ignore people dressed as clowns if they meet them in the street, after spate of reports of terrifying sightings.

Norfolk police received a report from a member of the public alarmed by a clown sighting in Gaywood, near King’s Lynn, on Tuesday evening. The suspect was described as wearing a “full clown outfit” with a red suit and red hair.

The following evening the force received a similar report after two clowns were spotted near a skate park in the town. These people wore “Halloween-type” clown masks. In both cases, the callers reported being alarmed and being chased a short way up the road. It follows recent reports of the circus characters scaring people in Northampton.

4 Comments on "Spate Of Frightening Clown Stalking Continues In United Kingdom"

  1. Chaos_Dynamics | Dec 4, 2013 at 6:02 pm |

    No worries.

    Preparations for a planetary pineal party.

  2. derper420 | Dec 5, 2013 at 12:58 am |

    too bad you plebs let the state take away your guns and knives

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