Weird Christmas Traditions

Colonel kami-samaHere at disinformation HQ we’ve long been fans of Saturnalia and Winter Solstice celebrations, and there’s a strong pro-Krampus faction to boot. There are some holiday traditions we haven’t adopted yet, however, like eating KFC for Christmas. A fine roundup from iol:

JAPAN: Chicken and cake:

Christmas is a time for joy, celebration… and KFC?

The Colonel’s chicken is a festive season must-have in Japan. It’s a tradition that began 40 years ago and, true to Japanese culture, has been passed down. More than 240 000 barrels of chicken will be sold, about four to five times the regular monthly sales.

And what would follow a takeaway Christmas lunch better than fruit cake? Covered in whipped cream, chocolate and strawberries, these highly coveted cakes have to be ordered months in advance. And any not sold after December 25 are unwanted. Unmarried women older than 25 were once called “Christmas cakes”, although this is out of favour.

SWITZERLAND: Santa champs:

Since November 2011, men and women from across the globe have dressed up like old Saint Nick to duke it out in the Santa World Championship at the Samnaum Resort.

Teams of four compete in 10 events during the “ClauWau” – including snow sculpting, gingerbread house decorating, chimney climbing and sleigh racing, over two days.

A crowd favourite is Santa’s chimney climb in which teams compete to drop bags of gifts down chimneys.


Many of us have had to endure the Yuletide on our own at one point or another. But fear not, there is a solution.

Stand with your back to the door and throw a shoe over your shoulder on Christmas Day. If the shoe lands with the toe pointing towards the door, then congratulations, wedding bells may be heard within the near future. If not, gear yourself for yet another year alone – and try again next Christmas.

UKRAINE: A creepy Christmas:

Put away your ornaments and deck the Christmas tree with spiders and cobwebs.

Well, the spiders aren’t real, but you get the point. According to legend, a woman was heartbroken when she couldn’t afford to decorate a tree for her children. But when the family woke up the next morning, the tree was covered in spider webs.

When the light from the morning sun hit the threads of the webs, they turned to gold and silver, and the family were not left wanting again…

[more at iol]


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6 Comments on "Weird Christmas Traditions"

  1. Rhoid Rager | Dec 24, 2013 at 10:39 am |

    We’re having lasagna and sushi here in Japan for Xmas dinner. Turkey is hard to come by–especially a whole one; and, an oven large enough to cook a whole turkey is very hard to come by.

    Merry Christmas to one and all!

  2. Conspiracy Carrot | Dec 24, 2013 at 10:52 am |

    Anyone else like to hide the Christmas pickle?

  3. Jin The Ninja | Dec 24, 2013 at 5:57 pm |

    christmas is a purely corporate consumerist holiday. all the urban dwellers on the forum witness the 2 month horror show simply by leaving the house ( the rest of you can laugh at us while watching the news…)

    however, what we choose to do with it, whether x’tian or not, who we choose to be with, is what matters. nothing is ‘weird’ everything goes. generosity, compassion and humility i think are the most exemplary traits one can show during this time (or any time for that matter).

    that being said,
    i myself prefer some good old fashioned nonya food- chrysanthemum tea, hainanese chicken rice, chili crab, steamed fish with ginger and scallions, bo piah, char broiled skate satay, malaysian rice cake w/ peanut sauce, boiled jackfruit seeds and durian shaped marzipan to finish.

    to each their own.

    good holidays to all.

  4. Anarchy Pony | Dec 24, 2013 at 7:30 pm |

    Dungeness Crab with melted butter and roasted garlic bread. Dungeness is the best kind of crab, bar none. Crab pasta? It’s like a mouth orgasm.

  5. For a few years, the tradition was to go to my friend’s sister’s stripper friend’s party. We’d drink booze and smoke weed. Those were the best christmas parties. All the rest since have paled in comparison.

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