Encouraging Teachers To Go Into Debt To Buy Their Students’ School Supplies

Since we no longer adequately fund education, teachers’ love of their students is leveraged to emotionally pressure them into paying for essential classroom supplies out of their own pockets. Except, since we no longer pay teachers adequate salaries, they may need to go into debt to do so. Possibly at the forefront of a trend, the Silver State Schools Credit Union helpfully offers K-12 teachers personal loans to cover their students’ materials:

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  • Liam_McGonagle

    If parents really wanted to prepare their kids for the future they’d buy them an automatic weapon and send them to survival camp during the summer instead of these bullsh*t university degrees that qualify you to work the drive through shift at McDumbalds.

    • Matt Staggs

      John Titor, is that you?

      • Liam_McGonagle

        I’m an alternative universe Titor. Or rather a colleague of his.

        In my timeline, 2036 was marked by the realization that most of society’s ills were due to a devastating shortage of striped tube socks and headbands. That’s the reason Titor and I were originally sent to 1975.

        Unfortunately I got like drunk or high or messed up somehow and accidently stepped on a butterfly that turned out to be Titor’s great grandpappy. So without his part of the code needed to unlock our time machine I was stranded in the past.

        • Rhoid Rager

          You’ve always struck me as a most spirited and prescient octogenarian.

  • BuzzCoastin

    hopeful they’lluse the loan to buy meth
    and sell it to the kids
    better for them than edumacation

  • godozo

    How much you want to bet that they’ve got it so you can roll that debt into your student loan?

  • nedmorlef

    sad many states collect lottery and property taxes for schools. Some also get drug confiscation money. so where’s the money?

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