Giant Crab Steals Video Camera

Mr. Crab says, “Mine now. I keep.”

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  • Jane

    If the paparazzi set up their cameras right in front of my door, I’d be a little crabby too.

  • VaudeVillain

    I’m just curious what the crab wanted it for.

    My instinct is to posit that the purpose was for sex, possibly in the Greek way.

    • Jin The Ninja

      i deeply offended by the insinuation only gay crabs steal cameras….:P

      • Andrew

        I’m deeply offended by the insinuation that only Greek cameras would have sex with crabs.

        • Calypso_1

          I’m sure the Japanese have designed cameras specifically for sex with crabs.
          …and octopi,

          sea urchins…


          • Jin The Ninja
          • Calypso_1

            : ) I was hoping the reference was not lost.

          • Jin The Ninja

            i am way too much of an anime otaku for that specific japanese euphemism to go unnoticed;)

            i tried to find a ‘safe’ “sex warrior pudding” clip, but far too raunchy to post…and more provocative than my tastes allow.
            ‘pudding/purin’ is also used cheekily in the ‘boing boing’ song from zatch bell/konjiki no gash bell. but i digress.

        • Jin The Ninja


    • Calypso_1

      Not a crab. DARPA Counter-Surveillace Cyborg Crab.

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