Iranian Press Reports Snowden Documents Reveal Extraterrestrials In The U.S. Government

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And you thought NSA spying was a big deal…but at least their agents are humanoid. Iran’s leading news agency Farsnews reports the true revelation from the Snowden leaks on their English-language site:

Former National Security Agency (NSA) contractor Edward Snowden revealed documents providing incontrovertible proof that an alien/extraterrestrial intelligence agenda is driving US domestic and international policy, and has been doing so since at least 1945, some media reports said.

Snowden’s documents further confirm, this report says, [aliens’] meetings in 1954 with US President Dwight D. Eisenhower where the “secret regime” currently ruling over America was established.

Most disturbingly, this FSB report warns, is that the [alien] agenda being implemented by the “secret regime” ruling the United States calls for the creation of a global electronic surveillance system meant to hide all true information about their presence here on earth as they enter into what one of Snowden’s documents calls the “final phase” of their end plan for total assimilation and world rule.

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  • BuzzCoastin

    Snowjob’s docs also show aliens running Iran
    and it’s media

  • Calypso_1

    So this trumps Ahmadinejad being a crypto-jew.

  • gustave courbet

    But it is bullshit…

  • Guest

    They have the worst disinformation operations ever. hey should just stick to what they know; threatening the religious hegemony next door by way of their own propped up religious hegemony, and posing a substantial threat to US power in the region.

  • Craig Bickford

    They have the worst disinformation operations ever. They should just stick to what they know; threatening the religious hegemony next door by way of their own clown shoe wearing religious hegemony, and posing a substantial threat to US power in the region by way of representing a real enemy that would be a challenge (something the US does do well with).

  • Craig Bickford

    They have the worst disinformation operations ever. They should just stick to what they know; threatening the religious hegemony next door by way of their own clown shoe wearing religious hegemony, and posing a substantial threat to US power in the region by way of representing a real enemy that would be a challenge (something the US does not do well with).

  • Hadrian999

    it’s possible

  • echar

    I’ve been trying to read between the lines on this one since I became aware of it a few days back. Meta descredit perhaps? Riling up the paranoid more? I’ve been suspicious of Snowden from the get go. So whatever.

  • kimsbutt

    Send in this guy

    • Rey d’Tutto

      “… And I’m all out of bubblegum…”

      • I know

        Great post, loved the movie .. I always wear my sunglasses since I saw it.

  • Matthew Lee

    lol FarceNews

  • Lars Panaro

    Sources and quotes please

  • Jag D. Panxer

    Please be true.

  • http://twitter.com/#!/Stealingsugar stealingsugar

    They are the “Chemtrail Planes”. Such a demonic sense of humor they have too.

  • HCE

    Since they can’t catch Snowden, the neuter him by associating him with crackpot ideas. Now most folks won’t believe anything he reveals as it will all be ‘tin-foilery’ guilt by association.

    • alizardx

      What is the Iranian press doing providing cover for the NSA?

  • OregonIan

    FARS news…….. That is awesome..

  • alizardx

    Remember, reptiles are our friends. Er, so I’ve heard.

  • proussakis

    Man that’s disappointing I thought the americans were fucking the world all by themselves. So these aliens are doing a lousy job, it’s taking forever

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