Iranian Press Reports Snowden Documents Reveal Extraterrestrials In The U.S. Government

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And you thought NSA spying was a big deal…but at least their agents are humanoid. Iran’s leading news agency Farsnews reports the true revelation from the Snowden leaks on their English-language site:

Former National Security Agency (NSA) contractor Edward Snowden revealed documents providing incontrovertible proof that an alien/extraterrestrial intelligence agenda is driving US domestic and international policy, and has been doing so since at least 1945, some media reports said.

Snowden’s documents further confirm, this report says, [aliens’] meetings in 1954 with US President Dwight D. Eisenhower where the “secret regime” currently ruling over America was established.

Most disturbingly, this FSB report warns, is that the [alien] agenda being implemented by the “secret regime” ruling the United States calls for the creation of a global electronic surveillance system meant to hide all true information about their presence here on earth as they enter into what one of Snowden’s documents calls the “final phase” of their end plan for total assimilation and world rule.

20 Comments on "Iranian Press Reports Snowden Documents Reveal Extraterrestrials In The U.S. Government"

  1. BuzzCoastin | Jan 16, 2014 at 3:45 pm |

    Snowjob’s docs also show aliens running Iran
    and it’s media

  2. Calypso_1 | Jan 16, 2014 at 4:05 pm |

    So this trumps Ahmadinejad being a crypto-jew.

  3. gustave courbet | Jan 16, 2014 at 4:11 pm |

    But it is bullshit…

  4. They have the worst disinformation operations ever. hey should just stick to what they know; threatening the religious hegemony next door by way of their own propped up religious hegemony, and posing a substantial threat to US power in the region.

  5. Craig Bickford | Jan 16, 2014 at 4:14 pm |

    They have the worst disinformation operations ever. They should just stick to what they know; threatening the religious hegemony next door by way of their own clown shoe wearing religious hegemony, and posing a substantial threat to US power in the region by way of representing a real enemy that would be a challenge (something the US does do well with).

  6. Craig Bickford | Jan 16, 2014 at 4:15 pm |

    They have the worst disinformation operations ever. They should just stick to what they know; threatening the religious hegemony next door by way of their own clown shoe wearing religious hegemony, and posing a substantial threat to US power in the region by way of representing a real enemy that would be a challenge (something the US does not do well with).

  7. Hadrian999 | Jan 16, 2014 at 4:47 pm |

    it’s possible

  8. I’ve been trying to read between the lines on this one since I became aware of it a few days back. Meta descredit perhaps? Riling up the paranoid more? I’ve been suspicious of Snowden from the get go. So whatever.

  9. Send in this guy

  10. Matthew Lee | Jan 16, 2014 at 5:20 pm |

    lol FarceNews

  11. Lars Panaro | Jan 16, 2014 at 8:14 pm |

    Sources and quotes please

  12. Jag D. Panxer | Jan 16, 2014 at 8:53 pm |

    Please be true.

  13. They are the “Chemtrail Planes”. Such a demonic sense of humor they have too.

  14. Since they can’t catch Snowden, the neuter him by associating him with crackpot ideas. Now most folks won’t believe anything he reveals as it will all be ‘tin-foilery’ guilt by association.

  15. OregonIan | Jan 17, 2014 at 12:34 am |

    FARS news…….. That is awesome..

  16. Remember, reptiles are our friends. Er, so I’ve heard.

  17. proussakis | Jan 29, 2014 at 3:30 am |

    Man that’s disappointing I thought the americans were fucking the world all by themselves. So these aliens are doing a lousy job, it’s taking forever

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