Waiter Attempts Citizen’s Arrest Of Tony Blair For War Crimes


Tony Blair and George W. Bush while still in power.

“Teflon” Tony Blair may have escaped this attempted citizen’s arrest for war crimes, but it does highlight the hatred and blame directed at former Prime Minister Blair in the UK. One wonders (but doubts) if George W. Bush has experienced anything similar. From The Independent:

One is an internationally renowned statesman; the other was a barman working at one of east London’s hippest restaurants. But it was the former Prime Minister, Tony Blair, who came out on top in an unusual clash on Friday. He managed to use his years of verbal dexterity – some would put it less politely – to talk himself out of what could have been a humiliating situation: a citizen’s arrest.

Mr Blair is followed to almost every public engagement by protesters who blame him for the hundreds of thousands of deaths caused by the Iraq war and its aftermath.

The website arrestblair.org offers a bounty of about £2,150, or about a quarter of their total funds to anyone who can “arrest” him for crimes against peace. So when Twiggy Garcia saw his chance on Friday night, he leapt into action.

The former Labour leader was enjoying an intimate meal with family and friends at the Tramshed restaurant in trendy Shoreditch, where Mr Garcia was working. The venue, owned by the chef and Independent columnist Mark Hix, serves only two main courses – chicken and steak – and has artworks by Damien Hirst on the wall.

Mr Garcia told Vice: “He [Blair] was sitting at the head of a table upstairs with about eight other people eating dinner. I think he was out with his family and a few friends. I went over to him, put my hand on his shoulder and said: “Mr Blair, this is a citizen’s arrest for a crime against peace, namely your decision to launch an unprovoked war against Iraq. I am inviting you to accompany me to a police station to answer the charge’.”

Twiggy Garcia is the fifth person to have tried to arrest Tony BlairMr Blair responded with a typical “Teflon Tony” performance, trying to engage the barman in a civilised debate about Syria. Mr Garcia said the former premier “kept changing the subject and talking about Syria” and told him: “I think you should be more concerned about Syria.”

Mr Garcia said: “I didn’t expect him to start debating with me. I think he actually believed the lies that were coming out of his mouth.”

But the barman’s time was running out. “One of his sons got up and went to get the plain-clothes security from downstairs. I decided to get out of there sharpish… I quit my job there and then.”…

[continues at The Independent]


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5 Comments on "Waiter Attempts Citizen’s Arrest Of Tony Blair For War Crimes"

  1. Rhoid Rager | Jan 21, 2014 at 2:57 pm |

    Dinner conversation must’ve got a tad awkward after that.
    “So Tony, did you and George intentionally try to top Pol Pot? Or was it just a fortuitous coincidence?”

  2. Anarchy Pony | Jan 21, 2014 at 5:35 pm |

    He couldn’t have just knifed him or something?

  3. howiebledsoe | Jan 22, 2014 at 2:14 pm |

    I’m sure Tony and co. carried on as usual, as if nothing had happened at all. “Ah, the oysters ARE a bit chewy, woundn’t you say, old chap?”

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