1,000 Unmarked Bodies Found Buried Below University Of Mississippi

bodies_msOddly, the developers’ renderings do not include the massive stacks of corpses of mental patients, slaves, and Civil War casualties which will form the buildings’ base. Via the Huffington Post:

Burial sites found on a college campus have created a potential nightmare for administrators. While surveying land for a new parking lot at the University of Mississippi Medical Center, officials made a grisly discovery: more than 1,000 bodies thought to have been patients at the old Mississippi State Lunatic Asylum.

The unnamed, century-old graves present a problem for the university, whose expansion plans could be halted over the cost of relocating the bodies.

It’s possible there could be more unmarked graves belonging to tuberculosis patients, former slaves, or even Civil War dead. Experts think that future additions to the medical center and other buildings on campus will have to be reconsidered.

  • American Cannibal

    Hey. Ya got to look on the bright side… now the college has enough meat to serve all the students next semester.

    • Simon Valentine

      it’s all fun and games until someone eats the truth
      chips a tooth

      • American Cannibal

        Mississippi is way ahead of you, Simon. Little known fact: State insurance regulations require all commercial kitchens to install a Slurry Strength Meat & Bone Grinder in the event the old slaves rise again like Jesus! to take revenge on all the Good White Folks.

        At the moment, they largely use them to serve the fat-asses at the Riverboat Casinos.

        • Simon Valentine

          Chaco Chicken? :O cluck cluck

  • Simon Valentine

    is this metaphoric?
    campaign for a new Dethklok album, maybe?

    • American Cannibal

      Viral Burials.

      I like that.

  • jasonpaulhayes

    They found 300 bodies at Stockton

    • http://www.narratorjack.com Narrator Jack

      7000 at Seton Hall.