Austinites To Rest Easier After Police Take Down Jaywalker

Residents of Austin, Texas breathed a sigh of relief following the arrest of a jaywalker who was unable to provide identification upon the demands of city police.

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  • Earthstar

    Indefinite detention drills

  • BuzzCoastin

    now that’s sumtin you don’t see every day
    a white woman being hassled by pigs
    no dark skinned people to roust

    • Earthstar

      In my city the cops are known to beat 20 year old white girls in an alley just for talking back.

      • BuzzCoastin

        must not be enough people of color there
        the people cops like to hassle are usually dark skinned
        poor & homeless are next
        costumed people, hipies, goths, punks etc
        people driving old cars
        old people
        wiseass white kids
        ugly white chicks
        pretty chicks

        it takes a lot
        before they get to white collar criminals

    • InfvoCuernos

      Its safer to fuck with the white girls. They don’t want to get hurt. I guess Ti Bo classes didn’t teach her any self defense.

    • Jonas Planck

      It’s all about the body cavity searches. If she’s cute enough, she might end up getting five or six of them…