D&D Yoga

Back in October we learned about Black Yoga. Well now it appears that some Brooklyn hipsters are trying to destroy two things that are pretty awesome on their own. Hipsters of the world, stop ruining stuff. Please!

Warning, this video may make you cry and maybe lash out verbally in rage.

D&D Yoga from 39forks on Vimeo.

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World premier of D&D Yoga, the idea that these two activities and communities don’t have much in common turned out to be untrue. The guided adventure intended as an experiment left people asking when the group will meet regularly. Players were given a 10 sided die and a character sheet as they entered the space in Brooklyn, NY. They embodied a single character, “…a roguish rugged individual who has run afoul of the local law. You are given the opportunity to be absolved of your crimes. Your task at hand is to take this package to the ancient temple in the nearby forest and leave it in its proper place.”





  • Earthstar

    What the fuck!
    I knew I was a role playing dork, but at least I understood the nature of it all. These “people” don’t have a fucking clue how the world puzzles together. How this doesn’t spontaneously evolve into laughter yoga is a mystery. I especially like how each and every person has an individual and unique mat to role-play on.

  • http://www.ContraControl.com/ Zenc

    Imagine when they get around to Sexy Female Anime Cosplay Yoga.

    I can already feel my Kundalini rising.

    • codedp

      yes, I think we should let people keep “ruining” yoga at least until this starts becoming popular– the next thing after that… that will be too far–

  • VaudeVillain

    If this is supposed to be D&D Yoga, then why the fuck are they using d10? Those are the second least commonly used, definitely the least iconic. You’re supposed to be rolling d20 you silly billies.

    • I_abide

      D20s are too mainstream. They’re only using d10s until their custom d13s are ready.

  • American Cannibal

    I’ll stick to my Nude Yoga classes, thanks.

  • InfvoCuernos

    Because doing stretches in a hot room with farting sweating hipsters isn’t quite awkward enough.