Indiana Police Confirm Claim That Woman’s Children Levitate And Are “Possessed By Demons”

hammondTime to request emergency assistance from the Vatican? Via the BBC:

A US police captain says he believed a story about a woman who claimed her children were possessed by demons. Latoya Ammons, from Indiana, said her three children walked up walls, levitated and spoke in voices.

Official reports filed in 2012 backed up her claims, with psychologists stating that they saw the nine-year-old child speak in “different deep voices” and walk “up the wall backwards”.

Gary Police Captain Charles Austin described himself as a “believer” after visiting the house and interviewing Ms Ammons and her family. Official Indiana state documents detail more events, apparently witnessed by medical experts and those outside the family.

The report also detailed the time when the seven-year-old “walked up the wall” in front of a number of medical professionals: “He flipped over and landed on his feet in front of the grandmother and sat down in the chair.”

24 Comments on "Indiana Police Confirm Claim That Woman’s Children Levitate And Are “Possessed By Demons”"

  1. Will Mickelson | Feb 1, 2014 at 10:24 am |

    I know people who can run up a tree too. And that is what happened in this case.

  2. I need more information. Can we get a link to an official report, a secondary source, or some other corroborating evidence, please?

    • Of course not. You won’t find any evidence because Christians make up these stories on a perpetual basis and expect other idiots to believe them.

  3. (Cough cough) Bullshit. (Cough cough)

  4. Gjallarbru | Feb 1, 2014 at 1:31 pm |

    How come I’m never around to see that stuff? Yeah, I have lived through some pretty weird stuff, but nothing like this story.

  5. Liam_McGonagle | Feb 1, 2014 at 1:34 pm |

    No mention at all of the demons that hold the mortgage to the house.

  6. Oh, big deal!

    When the Bush guys were kids, they could do the same thing (Jeb, George, Marvin and Mrs. Koch).

  7. “A number of medical professionals”? What number? Zero?

  8. BuzzCoastin | Feb 1, 2014 at 3:58 pm |

    lets consider the sources
    cops, shrinks, the bbc & Gary, IN
    I’m predisposed to thinking
    it has something to do with the location of the possession

  9. smoochie | Feb 1, 2014 at 4:51 pm |

    “A U.S. Police Captain confirmed today that he is a gullible idiot, or perhaps in on a scam with the owners of a perfectly normal house, whose children are being exploited in a ruse that is expected to fool many other idiots.”

    • VaudeVillain | Feb 1, 2014 at 5:19 pm |

      “Coming up after the break: Can this dog REALLY bark the national anthem?!?”

  10. mr.welling | Feb 1, 2014 at 11:23 pm |

    Those aren’t demons. Those boys are possessed by the spirit of the great Lionel Richie.

    • Zack Mitchell | Feb 2, 2014 at 2:21 am |

      Lionel Richie is dead……wtf, when did this happen??! Were the children “dancing on the ceiling??”

  11. Rhoid Rager | Feb 2, 2014 at 1:35 am |

    Indiana always has all the fun.

  12. Hoarfraust | Feb 2, 2014 at 1:39 am |

    But what were the demons’ political affiliations? C’mon–where’s the journalism???

  13. cgalliher | Feb 2, 2014 at 2:56 pm |

    This is a good state for open-carry, I say.

  14. Walk up the wall backwards…. Did a flip and stuck the landing…. Since when does parkour count as demonic possession?

  15. debbiedowner3 | Feb 3, 2014 at 4:23 pm |

    And……….. novideobullshitclickthroughmarketingbullshitstory

  16. Blacktiger | Feb 9, 2014 at 7:16 pm |

    Should have Fox News investigate, then more people would believe it,*clears throat*!!!

  17. Ffejtball | Feb 9, 2014 at 9:30 pm |

    I see Indiana’s been partaking in Michigans medical marijuana.

  18. If you notice in nearly ALL of these so-called ‘possession’ articles that all of those who claim to have seen levitations and the sort are all self-described ‘Christian’, and it’s a fact that Christians are constantly claiming such nonsense, yet none of them provide any real evidence. If I saw my kid floating, the first thing I would do is video tape it, yet any kind of evidence is always missing in these cases. No one lies more constantly than so-called Christians. And most think that just because they fell for the lies of Christianity, that everyone else will do the same.

  19. … my point exactly.

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