Mark Dice Claims Bruno Mars’ Superbowl Show Included Illuminati Signs

The 2013 Superbowl caused a stir in conspiracy theory circles for the supposed illuminati hand signal made by Beyonce. I couldn’t see anything except echoes of James Brown and Michael Jackson in the 2014 halftime show by Bruno Mars, but conspiracy theorist extraordinaire Mark Dice still managed to find signs of the illuminati:

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  1. American Cannibal | Feb 3, 2014 at 4:13 pm |

    I stand corrected. Some people really should stop smoking weed.

  2. Gotta keep up the fear to ensure a return.

  3. BuzzCoastin | Feb 3, 2014 at 4:34 pm |

    if you watch shit like this
    they’ve already gotcha
    & now their just F’in wid ya

    • Who are they?

      Serious question.

      • BuzzCoastin | Feb 3, 2014 at 4:46 pm |

        who runs the media machine?
        they are they that
        rot your brain with inane trivialities
        known as popular entertrainment

        the super bowl should be played
        in a Homeland occupied kuntery
        maybe killing a few families celebrating a wedding
        as half time entertainment
        and then lets have a discussion

        • To use one of your words. The grubment? (or however you spell it.

          • BuzzCoastin | Feb 3, 2014 at 5:14 pm |

            the military-industrial-bankster complex gruberment

            it’s not a single group
            the mibc is a collection of competing oligarchs
            all driven by money madness

          • Is it really that simple?

          • BuzzCoastin | Feb 3, 2014 at 5:27 pm |

            the machinations of the mibc are not simple
            otherwise they’d overthrown by now
            & all this illuminati shit is just more obfuscation
            the real illuminati move is the super bowl
            where the bread & circus of Rome rides again

            while the super bowl was on
            I listened to Ram Das read Walden
            (LiberVox recording under alias Gordon MacKenzie)
            I could hear my neighbors super balling
            while Ram read about the value of solitude &
            simplicity

          • Imagine if we had a popular international scientific Olympics focusing on innovation.

          • Simon Valentine | Feb 3, 2014 at 5:58 pm |

            careful, you’re giving presidents-to-be their inceptions.

            but who needs care?

          • If only we had leaders focusing on innovation.

            To answer your care question…

            We all need hugs.

            We all should care.

          • Simon Valentine | Feb 3, 2014 at 6:23 pm |

            indeed. to me, a president of such persons would be a diplomacy choice as well as having exemplar skill (see, i think that ought be spelled exempular, but maybe i’m missing a word) in matters such as organizing and making available the innovation, research, and associated matters. won’t to much good if it’s all archaic and anaerobic before it starts. john henry eden >.<

          • On exempular

            Exempular reasons be not towarding of the bigified brain, but of volumosity, of embiggenation of lobular regions, of proportionality twixt whitened and greyened matters, and the thickalised cortex.

            It would require a leader of intelligence and skill. They would likely need to create a team of such people, as well.

          • American Cannibal | Feb 3, 2014 at 6:17 pm |

            How would we sell tickets to that without some violence and sex?

          • I am not sure how this applies.

          • American Cannibal | Feb 3, 2014 at 6:26 pm |

            I mean, who is going to come to your Scientific Olympiad unless you have some thrills thrown in? I say, Make the scientists do their scientific stuff in a burning ring of fire! With nude acrobats flying overhead! And a huge afterparty orgy! With a donkey show! And some football players beating the shit out of each other! Sponsored by Timex and Budweiser. Charge $500/ticket and balance the budget, thanks.

          • Again, I am not sure how this applies.

          • American Cannibal | Feb 3, 2014 at 6:34 pm |

            Bread and Circuses gets asses in seats. Your Science Fair, I mean, Olympics won’t do so well in the Free Market without a little cleavage and blood letting.

          • I prefer you troll someone else, perhaps someone who is unable to see through your act.

          • American Cannibal | Feb 3, 2014 at 6:36 pm |

            eye rolls. eye rolls. eye rolls.

          • American Cannibal | Feb 3, 2014 at 6:39 pm |

            Go read Gibbon.

          • Go task someone else.

          • American Cannibal | Feb 3, 2014 at 6:59 pm |

            Fine. I’ll leave you to task yourself, just don’t get any on your pretty sweater. I have drugs and scientific theories to work on right now anyway, so… Ta-ta!

          • So superior. Remember to turn off the lights.

          • BuzzCoastin | Feb 3, 2014 at 7:57 pm |

            I don’t think Gibon would help here
            too subtle
            McLuhan, Kroker or even Beaujrad
            might be of help

          • BuzzCoastin | Feb 3, 2014 at 8:27 pm |

            now that I’ve thought about
            Chung Tzu’s story about irregation
            sums it up

          • American Cannibal | Feb 4, 2014 at 1:01 pm |

            Totes. Beautiful.

          • American Cannibal | Feb 4, 2014 at 12:55 pm |

            McLuhan – definitely. I’d add Huxley, Emerson (h/t Thoreau), and Moby Dick. Who ever misses big, great white killer whales?

            I’m unfamiliar with Kroker, but his bibliography looks appetizing. What would you recommend? And who is Beaujard?

          • BuzzCoastin | Feb 4, 2014 at 1:26 pm |

            Beaujard, the French McLuhan
            one of his books is featured in The Matrix
            thebros asked him to help write Matrix 2
            he said no
            the matrix is a movie the matrix would make

            Kroker extends McLuhan’s ideas

          • Simon Valentine | Feb 3, 2014 at 6:23 pm |

            odd i actually thought similarly to the extent of “hmm, innovative porn?”

          • BuzzCoastin | Feb 3, 2014 at 6:27 pm |

            modern kulture is nothing but porn

          • American Cannibal | Feb 4, 2014 at 2:31 pm |

            Yeah, like the Today Show. Disgustingly pornographic. Eck!

          • BuzzCoastin | Feb 4, 2014 at 7:17 pm |

            worse than the show’s content
            are the pornographic commercials
            and the technology itself
            an addictive profusion of consciousness destroying electrons

          • American Cannibal | Feb 3, 2014 at 6:30 pm |

            I’m still waiting for my Orgasmatron…

          • Anarchy Pony | Feb 3, 2014 at 6:46 pm |

            That’s orgasmarator.

          • American Cannibal | Feb 4, 2014 at 7:21 pm |

            We’re getting warmer!

          • BuzzCoastin | Feb 3, 2014 at 6:26 pm |

            ¡Ay, caramba!
            technology started this whole civilization mess

          • I suppose we could all act like buffoons.

          • BuzzCoastin | Feb 3, 2014 at 6:47 pm |

            technology dehumanizes &
            makes us cyborgs
            hence we act as buffoons already
            if we can disconnect from technology
            even briefly
            we can restore our humanity

          • American Cannibal | Feb 3, 2014 at 6:48 pm |

            truth.

          • Remove every bit of clothing, leave all forms of shelter, rid yourself of every form of tools, and then tell me about that. Oh wait, you will not be able too, because language is an innovation.

            The Genesis creation myth has outlived it’s purpose long ago. Which is where the fear of innovation derives. The tree of knowledge. The best damn apple ever savored.

          • BuzzCoastin | Feb 3, 2014 at 7:37 pm |

            the in ability to comprehend
            the effects of technology
            is how humans are so easily duped

            an aversion to the effects of technology
            is not a religious aversion
            religions, like language, are technologies
            you understand the effects of religious thechnology
            while overlooking the efects of the others

            most humans don’teven know
            that language technologies
            limit thought and shape beliefs

            like your reference to Genesis
            language shaped your pov

          • I am focusing on the positive aspects of innovation. Please try not to get all righteous about the harms of technology while communicating with me using technology. I’d like to point out that the ideas you are using are not beyond the same criticisms that you are using.

          • BuzzCoastin | Feb 4, 2014 at 1:31 pm |

            all technologies have services & disservices
            to focus on the positive alone
            is to be duped by the disservices

            I emphisise the disservices
            because most don’t

          • You emphasize the disservice alone, and I feel this is a disservice.

          • BuzzCoastin | Feb 4, 2014 at 7:14 pm |

            that’s because everyone latches onto technology
            without a moments reflection
            upon the disservices
            which for every technology are legion

          • So we should live in caves?

          • BuzzCoastin | Feb 4, 2014 at 7:25 pm |

            do you mean Plato’s cave?

            there’s huge distance between
            full membership in the Borg collective
            and living in cave
            butt
            if that’s the only 2 options
            I’d pick the cave

          • American Cannibal | Feb 4, 2014 at 7:37 pm |

            ugh. Cave 4 sho.

          • But you are using technology now? Haven’t you already chosen the “Borg collective”?

          • BuzzCoastin | Feb 4, 2014 at 7:57 pm |

            in the modern whirled
            one cannot live without the internet
            butt
            I don’t use it unaware
            I constantly reflect upon its effects upon me
            and try to manage those effects as best as possible
            I don’tknow many others who
            even consider the effects
            let alone manage them

            p.s.
            we are presently experiencing
            the crank telephone stage of the internet
            and it sucks
            and we are already overwhelmed

          • I am not overwhelmed. I love having access to information. This internet has greatly improved my opportunities to learn.

          • American Cannibal | Feb 4, 2014 at 8:12 pm |

            don’t forget to breathe.

          • BuzzCoastin | Feb 4, 2014 at 10:11 pm |

            the facilitation of learning is one of the great services
            but very few use it for that
            mostly it’s used for
            porn, shoping, work, entertrainment &
            gruberment & private spying & theft
            the developed whirled is now rigged
            in favor of the telescreen

            you’re not overwhelmed
            Bullshit! !!
            you just don’t know how overwhelmed ur

          • I started using computers before I hit kindergarten. My dad bought one of the first commercial IBMs available, as well as a Commodore64.

            I’ve had computer classes all throughout grade school, middle school, and high school. I’ve used the internet since the early 90’s. probably more than most. I cut my teeth on this.

            Do not tell me what I am or not experiencing, just because it doesn’t fit into your worldview. In fact I want access to more, I want to know the right questions to ask, where to look.

            I had a little giggle when I saw your response the other day in the climate change thread. You said something about them jet setting about, and they are bullshit if they don’t hold the meeting online. Well… as I’ve repeated twice now about your narrative on technology.

            Look I like you. I think you are pretty awesome. I get the McLuhan angle, but it’s not my bible. I think we should stop this back and forth, because I respect you. Besides this is going no where. Agree to disagree.

          • BuzzCoastin | Feb 5, 2014 at 12:56 am |

            I had a personal image processing box (amd 2903) 1983
            took my first digital picture 1985
            first cell phone 1986
            had an email address surfed the web in 1992
            ordered from amazon when jeff was still packing books
            been there done that got the tee
            butt
            I remember ehat it was like before you couldn’t hide
            before faxes, fed ex, cash machines & cell phones
            &
            I know the effects of the technologies upon me
            to the best of my ability
            and I limit my imbibing of medium to rare
            as to carbon footprint
            I have no doctrine
            yet my carbon free hand be strong
            what i dispise is the hypocrisy of the climate change belivers

          • BuzzCoastin | Feb 3, 2014 at 7:52 pm |

            Remove every bit of clothing, leave all forms of shelter, rid yourself of every form of tools, and then tell me about that.

            I have done that
            it’s a small help
            but there’s usually some technology
            very near by nonetheless

          • Gordon Klock | Feb 4, 2014 at 3:20 pm |

            “Technology is the art of arranging the world so we do not notice it.”-fortune cookie quote

          • What does it mean if you watched the Super Bowl after listening to Ram Dass? Did that person miss the message or completely understand it?

          • Simon Valentine | Feb 3, 2014 at 5:55 pm |

            complexities apparent of the simplicities as the true secrets that the mockery cannot hope to study? ‘murika h8s m47h5

  4. I swear some people could find the Illuminati in a blank piece of paper.

  5. Anarchy Pony | Feb 3, 2014 at 6:28 pm |

    Mark Dice = Fucking cuckoo bird. http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Mark_dice

  6. Conspiracy Carrot | Feb 3, 2014 at 7:56 pm |

    There, there, Mark.

  7. Richard Frith | Feb 3, 2014 at 8:30 pm |

    If you’ve had an “illuminating” experience, you have been initiated into the Illuminati. You can invent a fancy handshake if you like.

  8. リカルド 忍者の心 | Feb 3, 2014 at 10:26 pm |

    I don’t know about the rest of the world, but where I live, the only
    people who keep talking about this illuminati conspiracy bullshit are
    the fanatic protestant christians, and the ones that are really
    conspiring to get over the nation are exactly the protestant
    priests that fool these people!

  9. The only thing that caught my eye was the whole pre-teens singing along thing.
    How can you have a show that has kids singing along to a song about how sex takes you to paradise and then tell those same kids that they should abstain or they will go to hell, or be at the least shamed by their elders. Is there no-one paying attention to the lyrics, or, are you just supposed to think that? I’m calling ‘shens.

  10. Calypso_1 | Feb 4, 2014 at 1:10 pm |

    … the unconjugated spelling.

    réexaminer l’étymologie. regarder ‘mansion’ et relation à ‘domestique’.

  11. M00nface | Feb 4, 2014 at 2:21 pm |

    Surely one of these Illuminati pop people would have turned whistleblower by now…

  12. InfvoCuernos | Feb 4, 2014 at 3:42 pm |

    This guy needs to get laid.

  13. carolina diaz | Feb 7, 2014 at 9:49 pm |

    everything is mason or illuminati media music videos tv radio companies why because the 10 percent of all the people in the world its the one that controls everything and of course you have to be part of this group to be famous and powerful

  14. kowalityjesus | Feb 10, 2014 at 2:54 pm |

    bruno mars sucks anyways

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