Mark Dice Claims Bruno Mars’ Superbowl Show Included Illuminati Signs

The 2013 Superbowl caused a stir in conspiracy theory circles for the supposed illuminati hand signal made by Beyonce. I couldn’t see anything except echoes of James Brown and Michael Jackson in the 2014 halftime show by Bruno Mars, but conspiracy theorist extraordinaire Mark Dice still managed to find signs of the illuminati:

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  • American Cannibal

    I stand corrected. Some people really should stop smoking weed.

  • echar

    Gotta keep up the fear to ensure a return.

    • Simon Valentine

      thought you said “resume”

      had to read it again

      • echar

        Toe-may-toe

        Toe-mah-toe

        • Simon Valentine

          point

  • BuzzCoastin

    if you watch shit like this
    they’ve already gotcha
    & now their just F’in wid ya

    • echar

      Who are they?

      Serious question.

      • BuzzCoastin

        who runs the media machine?
        they are they that
        rot your brain with inane trivialities
        known as popular entertrainment

        the super bowl should be played
        in a Homeland occupied kuntery
        maybe killing a few families celebrating a wedding
        as half time entertainment
        and then lets have a discussion

        • echar

          To use one of your words. The grubment? (or however you spell it.

          • BuzzCoastin

            the military-industrial-bankster complex gruberment

            it’s not a single group
            the mibc is a collection of competing oligarchs
            all driven by money madness

          • echar

            Is it really that simple?

          • BuzzCoastin

            the machinations of the mibc are not simple
            otherwise they’d overthrown by now
            & all this illuminati shit is just more obfuscation
            the real illuminati move is the super bowl
            where the bread & circus of Rome rides again

            while the super bowl was on
            I listened to Ram Das read Walden
            (LiberVox recording under alias Gordon MacKenzie)
            I could hear my neighbors super balling
            while Ram read about the value of solitude &
            simplicity

          • echar

            Imagine if we had a popular international scientific Olympics focusing on innovation.

          • Simon Valentine

            careful, you’re giving presidents-to-be their inceptions.

            but who needs care?

          • echar

            If only we had leaders focusing on innovation.

            To answer your care question…

            We all need hugs.

            We all should care.

          • Simon Valentine

            indeed. to me, a president of such persons would be a diplomacy choice as well as having exemplar skill (see, i think that ought be spelled exempular, but maybe i’m missing a word) in matters such as organizing and making available the innovation, research, and associated matters. won’t to much good if it’s all archaic and anaerobic before it starts. john henry eden >.<

          • echar

            On exempular

            Exempular reasons be not towarding of the bigified brain, but of volumosity, of embiggenation of lobular regions, of proportionality twixt whitened and greyened matters, and the thickalised cortex.

            It would require a leader of intelligence and skill. They would likely need to create a team of such people, as well.

          • American Cannibal

            How would we sell tickets to that without some violence and sex?

          • echar

            I am not sure how this applies.

          • American Cannibal

            I mean, who is going to come to your Scientific Olympiad unless you have some thrills thrown in? I say, Make the scientists do their scientific stuff in a burning ring of fire! With nude acrobats flying overhead! And a huge afterparty orgy! With a donkey show! And some football players beating the shit out of each other! Sponsored by Timex and Budweiser. Charge $500/ticket and balance the budget, thanks.

          • echar

            Again, I am not sure how this applies.

          • American Cannibal

            Bread and Circuses gets asses in seats. Your Science Fair, I mean, Olympics won’t do so well in the Free Market without a little cleavage and blood letting.

          • echar

            I prefer you troll someone else, perhaps someone who is unable to see through your act.

          • American Cannibal

            eye rolls. eye rolls. eye rolls.

          • American Cannibal

            Go read Gibbon.

          • echar

            Go task someone else.

          • American Cannibal

            Fine. I’ll leave you to task yourself, just don’t get any on your pretty sweater. I have drugs and scientific theories to work on right now anyway, so… Ta-ta!

          • echar

            So superior. Remember to turn off the lights.

          • BuzzCoastin

            I don’t think Gibon would help here
            too subtle
            McLuhan, Kroker or even Beaujrad
            might be of help

          • BuzzCoastin

            now that I’ve thought about
            Chung Tzu’s story about irregation
            sums it up

          • American Cannibal

            Totes. Beautiful.

          • American Cannibal

            McLuhan – definitely. I’d add Huxley, Emerson (h/t Thoreau), and Moby Dick. Who ever misses big, great white killer whales?

            I’m unfamiliar with Kroker, but his bibliography looks appetizing. What would you recommend? And who is Beaujard?

          • BuzzCoastin

            Beaujard, the French McLuhan
            one of his books is featured in The Matrix
            thebros asked him to help write Matrix 2
            he said no
            the matrix is a movie the matrix would make

            Kroker extends McLuhan’s ideas

          • Simon Valentine

            odd i actually thought similarly to the extent of “hmm, innovative porn?”

          • BuzzCoastin

            modern kulture is nothing but porn

          • American Cannibal

            Yeah, like the Today Show. Disgustingly pornographic. Eck!

          • BuzzCoastin

            worse than the show’s content
            are the pornographic commercials
            and the technology itself
            an addictive profusion of consciousness destroying electrons

          • American Cannibal

            I’m still waiting for my Orgasmatron…

          • Anarchy Pony

            That’s orgasmarator.

          • American Cannibal

            We’re getting warmer!

          • BuzzCoastin

            ¡Ay, caramba!
            technology started this whole civilization mess

          • echar

            I suppose we could all act like buffoons.

          • BuzzCoastin

            technology dehumanizes &
            makes us cyborgs
            hence we act as buffoons already
            if we can disconnect from technology
            even briefly
            we can restore our humanity

          • American Cannibal

            truth.

          • echar

            Remove every bit of clothing, leave all forms of shelter, rid yourself of every form of tools, and then tell me about that. Oh wait, you will not be able too, because language is an innovation.

            The Genesis creation myth has outlived it’s purpose long ago. Which is where the fear of innovation derives. The tree of knowledge. The best damn apple ever savored.

          • BuzzCoastin

            the in ability to comprehend
            the effects of technology
            is how humans are so easily duped

            an aversion to the effects of technology
            is not a religious aversion
            religions, like language, are technologies
            you understand the effects of religious thechnology
            while overlooking the efects of the others

            most humans don’teven know
            that language technologies
            limit thought and shape beliefs

            like your reference to Genesis
            language shaped your pov

          • echar

            I am focusing on the positive aspects of innovation. Please try not to get all righteous about the harms of technology while communicating with me using technology. I’d like to point out that the ideas you are using are not beyond the same criticisms that you are using.

          • BuzzCoastin

            all technologies have services & disservices
            to focus on the positive alone
            is to be duped by the disservices

            I emphisise the disservices
            because most don’t

          • echar

            You emphasize the disservice alone, and I feel this is a disservice.

          • BuzzCoastin

            that’s because everyone latches onto technology
            without a moments reflection
            upon the disservices
            which for every technology are legion

          • echar

            So we should live in caves?

          • BuzzCoastin

            do you mean Plato’s cave?

            there’s huge distance between
            full membership in the Borg collective
            and living in cave
            butt
            if that’s the only 2 options
            I’d pick the cave

          • American Cannibal

            ugh. Cave 4 sho.

          • echar

            But you are using technology now? Haven’t you already chosen the “Borg collective”?

          • BuzzCoastin

            in the modern whirled
            one cannot live without the internet
            butt
            I don’t use it unaware
            I constantly reflect upon its effects upon me
            and try to manage those effects as best as possible
            I don’tknow many others who
            even consider the effects
            let alone manage them

            p.s.
            we are presently experiencing
            the crank telephone stage of the internet
            and it sucks
            and we are already overwhelmed

          • echar

            I am not overwhelmed. I love having access to information. This internet has greatly improved my opportunities to learn.

          • American Cannibal

            don’t forget to breathe.

          • BuzzCoastin

            the facilitation of learning is one of the great services
            but very few use it for that
            mostly it’s used for
            porn, shoping, work, entertrainment &
            gruberment & private spying & theft
            the developed whirled is now rigged
            in favor of the telescreen

            you’re not overwhelmed
            Bullshit! !!
            you just don’t know how overwhelmed ur

          • echar

            I started using computers before I hit kindergarten. My dad bought one of the first commercial IBMs available, as well as a Commodore64.

            I’ve had computer classes all throughout grade school, middle school, and high school. I’ve used the internet since the early 90’s. probably more than most. I cut my teeth on this.

            Do not tell me what I am or not experiencing, just because it doesn’t fit into your worldview. In fact I want access to more, I want to know the right questions to ask, where to look.

            I had a little giggle when I saw your response the other day in the climate change thread. You said something about them jet setting about, and they are bullshit if they don’t hold the meeting online. Well… as I’ve repeated twice now about your narrative on technology.

            Look I like you. I think you are pretty awesome. I get the McLuhan angle, but it’s not my bible. I think we should stop this back and forth, because I respect you. Besides this is going no where. Agree to disagree.

          • BuzzCoastin

            I had a personal image processing box (amd 2903) 1983
            took my first digital picture 1985
            first cell phone 1986
            had an email address surfed the web in 1992
            ordered from amazon when jeff was still packing books
            been there done that got the tee
            butt
            I remember ehat it was like before you couldn’t hide
            before faxes, fed ex, cash machines & cell phones
            &
            I know the effects of the technologies upon me
            to the best of my ability
            and I limit my imbibing of medium to rare
            as to carbon footprint
            I have no doctrine
            yet my carbon free hand be strong
            what i dispise is the hypocrisy of the climate change belivers

          • BuzzCoastin

            Remove every bit of clothing, leave all forms of shelter, rid yourself of every form of tools, and then tell me about that.

            I have done that
            it’s a small help
            but there’s usually some technology
            very near by nonetheless

          • Gordon Klock

            “Technology is the art of arranging the world so we do not notice it.”-fortune cookie quote

          • Colby

            What does it mean if you watched the Super Bowl after listening to Ram Dass? Did that person miss the message or completely understand it?

          • Simon Valentine

            complexities apparent of the simplicities as the true secrets that the mockery cannot hope to study? ‘murika h8s m47h5

  • Mr Grim

    I swear some people could find the Illuminati in a blank piece of paper.

  • Anarchy Pony

    Mark Dice = Fucking cuckoo bird. http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Mark_dice

    • echar

      SHOCKED!!!

  • Conspiracy Carrot

    There, there, Mark.

  • Richard Frith

    If you’ve had an “illuminating” experience, you have been initiated into the Illuminati. You can invent a fancy handshake if you like.

  • リカルド 忍者の心

    I don’t know about the rest of the world, but where I live, the only
    people who keep talking about this illuminati conspiracy bullshit are
    the fanatic protestant christians, and the ones that are really
    conspiring to get over the nation are exactly the protestant
    priests that fool these people!

  • z@ch

    The only thing that caught my eye was the whole pre-teens singing along thing.
    How can you have a show that has kids singing along to a song about how sex takes you to paradise and then tell those same kids that they should abstain or they will go to hell, or be at the least shamed by their elders. Is there no-one paying attention to the lyrics, or, are you just supposed to think that? I’m calling ‘shens.

  • Calypso_1

    … the unconjugated spelling.

    réexaminer l’étymologie. regarder ‘mansion’ et relation à ‘domestique’.

  • M00nface

    Surely one of these Illuminati pop people would have turned whistleblower by now…

  • InfvoCuernos

    This guy needs to get laid.

  • carolina diaz

    everything is mason or illuminati media music videos tv radio companies why because the 10 percent of all the people in the world its the one that controls everything and of course you have to be part of this group to be famous and powerful

  • kowalityjesus

    bruno mars sucks anyways

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