Norwegian Mass Murderer Refuses to Eat Until He Gets A New PlayStation, Sofa, Internet Access

Screen Shot 2014-02-17 at 12.33.33 PMAnders Behring Breivik has apparently confused being imprisoned with being sent to his room without dinner.

Via The Guardian:

Norwegian mass murderer Anders Behring Breivik threatened to go on hunger strike for better video games and other perks to alleviate his “torture”-like prison conditions, in a letter received by AFP Friday.

The right-wing extremist – who killed 77 people in a bombing and shooting rampage on July 22, 2011 – enclosed a typed list of 12 demands sent to prison authorities in November.

He described as “torture” the conditions in two prisons – Ila near Oslo and Skien in southeast Norway – where he is serving out a 21-year sentence.

The demands include better conditions for his daily walk and the right to communicate more freely with the outside world, which he argues are in line with European rights legislation.

He also demanded the replacement of a PlayStation 2 games console for a more recent PS3 “with access to more adult games that I get to choose myself” as well as a sofa or armchair instead of a “painful” chair.

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66 Comments on "Norwegian Mass Murderer Refuses to Eat Until He Gets A New PlayStation, Sofa, Internet Access"

  1. Perhaps they should take away his video game privileges altogether.

    • Gjallarbru | Feb 17, 2014 at 8:46 pm |

      Are you kidding? Force him to play Pong, alone, without a second remote, on a fuzzy, out of whack TV. And make him drink large quantities of coffee before playing too.

      • Using one of these?

        • Gjallarbru | Feb 17, 2014 at 9:10 pm |

          Yeah exactly. And maybe introduce a bug that would make the control “skip” randomly.

        • Hadrian999 | Feb 17, 2014 at 9:48 pm |

          i had one of those

        • Eric_D_Read | Feb 18, 2014 at 12:08 am |

          He might grow to like that. With that chinstrap beard, I wouldn’t doubt him embracing his inner hipster After all, there’s big market for really old video game systems.
          probably the worst possible fate is what he has now, a middle-of-the-road system that’s neither state of the art nor old enough to be cool again.

      • Conspiracy Carrot | Feb 18, 2014 at 9:26 am |

        Maybe Tetris on an original Game Boy so it’s kinda hard on the eyes. Then make it so he can’t turn off the stupid song so it gets stuck in his head for 21 years.

  2. VaudeVillain | Feb 17, 2014 at 8:23 pm |

    Normally I’d recommend he write to some bleeding-heart types who just can’t stand the thought of anyone suffering even a little. For some reason, I don’t think many of them are going to take his calls. Tough break, Andy.

  3. BuzzCoastin | Feb 17, 2014 at 8:39 pm |

    what a shame if he offed himself
    sure hope the prison officials rush to his rescue

    i would a hate to see a homocidial maniac die an untimely death
    after all
    the world is ruled by homocidal maniacs
    and we’d be sorry if they all passed away

  4. Anarchy Pony | Feb 17, 2014 at 8:40 pm |

    Hmm. I think that’s a great idea. Him not eating I mean. Don’t ever eat again Anders.

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  5. Hadrian999 | Feb 17, 2014 at 9:47 pm |

    lets see how long he lasts

  6. Chris Foltz | Feb 17, 2014 at 10:04 pm |

    so he killed off 77 Muslim invaders in his country… this guy is a national hero!!! Vlad the Impeller would be proud of him!!!

    • Anarchy Pony | Feb 17, 2014 at 10:09 pm |

      Really really dumb, a jerkass troll, or poorly executed sarcasm? We report we decide!

      • Anarchy Pony | Feb 17, 2014 at 10:29 pm |

        That’s just an impeller, you must photoshop vlad the impaler’s face onto it or vice versa for full credit.

        • I posted that before I saw you’d added the challenge to your comment, and I don’t expect any points.

        • Calypso_1 | Feb 18, 2014 at 12:40 am |

          here you go

          • Now do Glad the Impaler.

          • Chris Foltz | Feb 18, 2014 at 8:43 am |

            bet he was Glad the Impaler… glad to hold back the mooslim invaders… IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

          • Thurlow Weed | Feb 18, 2014 at 1:49 am |

            This is Reddit-quality art.

          • Chris Foltz | Feb 18, 2014 at 8:33 am |

            Nice! hope you won’t mind me borrowing this… how come you guys aren’t bothered by the Christians being butchered in mooslim country’s… way more than 77 have been beheaded… ???

          • Calypso_1 | Feb 18, 2014 at 10:54 am |

            free for personal use….if it ends up in the sex toy market i’m coming for $$$.

            I’m not sure why you are asking me or derived from the responses of any regulars on this board that anyone here approves of persons being butchered by anyone, ESPECIALLY in conjunction with religious ideology. You also are wishing to associate the acts of this man as an associative response to other atrocities. Perhaps you might also wish to discuss those beheaded/dismembered/incinerated by exploosions and shit that are initiated directly or indirectly throughout the muslim world by the forces of the Globalstanis.

          • Chris Foltz | Feb 18, 2014 at 11:21 am |

            ??? speak English… :O

          • Calypso_1 | Feb 18, 2014 at 12:01 pm |

            very well thank you

          • Chris Foltz | Feb 18, 2014 at 1:29 pm |

            of the

          • Calypso_1 | Feb 18, 2014 at 1:54 pm |

            Oft, eh?

          • Think more than one cause and effect chain link away.

          • Because I hate Christians as much as I do Muslims. The more of each other they kill, the more I like it. Unfortunately, stupid Breivik killed 77 socialists, not Muslims.

          • Chris Foltz | Feb 18, 2014 at 1:55 pm |

            that’s even better… too bad he didn’t kill more commies… 🙂

          • Fortunately Communists have killed more Christians than vice versa.

          • Jin The Ninja | Feb 18, 2014 at 4:33 pm |

            oh i am not sure about that. the numbers of dead from the catholic church and their ‘friendly’ regimes would be considerable. not to mention many dictators love some church- as do the western govts that installed them.

          • So you’re saying I’m on the losing side? You calling me a loser?

          • Jin The Ninja | Feb 18, 2014 at 5:49 pm |

            lol. no way. you’re certainly on the ‘unpopular’ side- which may not be a negative, considering ‘popular’ culture.

          • Jin The Ninja | Feb 18, 2014 at 4:31 pm |

            how about a nation fueled and dominated by domionist rhetoric that seeks to destroy all muslim countries? does that count towards body count?

          • Adam's Shadow | Feb 18, 2014 at 10:45 pm |

            No, because democracy. Or false equivalency.

            Or something.

          • Jin The Ninja | Feb 19, 2014 at 11:22 am |

            or something.

    • I suspect you also have something cracked.

      • Chris Foltz | Feb 18, 2014 at 8:29 am |

        your sense of humor… got to admire the guys for having the balls to stand up for his turf… just like the impeller-man of Transylvania… screw mooslims … I have no sympathy for their Murderous Cult… 🙂

        • I don’t agree that Breivik was standing up for his turf. He thought he was, but his actions were shortsighted and simpleminded.

        • Ending up in prison for murdering children is admirable? He is completely incomparable to Vlad Tepes. Vlad was a ruler who was abused and witnessed abuse at the hands of the Ottomans. Please attempt to keep from being stupid, or attempt to keep from acting as so.

          • I understand Tepes impaled many of his victims because they beat him at 102 Dalmations: Puppies to the Rescue.

          • I understand you are joking. He impaled his victims because he was a genius at tactics. The forests of impaled bodies, dying and dead; was psychological warfare. I would also like to note that my statement above and here is not an excuse. However, Vlad hated the Ottomans. Whom kept him as diplomatic hostage in his youth. They were a tangible threat. Unlike the children this fool murdered.

  7. Posthuman | Feb 17, 2014 at 10:42 pm |

    21 years for 77 people?!

    • BuzzCoastin | Feb 17, 2014 at 11:07 pm |

      now you know why he only gets PS2

    • Eric_D_Read | Feb 17, 2014 at 11:22 pm |

      Max sentence there is under Norwegian law.

      • 21 years of jail and 21 years of “follow-up”.

        It may seem strange, but it’s the same sentence as Varg Vikernes got for killing one person and setting fire to a couple of churches.

        The reasoning is very simple; This man is not going to change Norwegian society.

        He hasn’t.

    • misinformation | Feb 18, 2014 at 12:52 am |

      That’s why Scandinavian countries are some of the happiest places in the universe.

    • Liam_McGonagle | Feb 18, 2014 at 3:30 pm |

      Relax. It was some kind of political party congress. No one you’d miss.

  8. Thurlow Weed | Feb 17, 2014 at 11:07 pm |

    Poor guy. His “15 minutes of fame” are long over. Once rabid libertarians and fascists who post comments on the internet stopped favoring his image as their forum icon, he was done for. Poor guy.

  9. He used to be one of those bleeding-hearts. He was part of these liberal
    political groups promoting for modern, more “humane” prisons in Norway. As it turns out, those prisons have a higher suicide rate. Well, he got what he wanted…

  10. Tishamingo | Feb 18, 2014 at 2:21 am |

    And he’s serious. Look at the determination on his face as he offers the clenched fist of solidarity. People amaze me these days.

  11. A PS3? Why doesn’t he ask for a PS4?

  12. Give him a Nintendo 64 with a copy of Superman 64. He’ll take care of himself.

  13. リカルド 忍者の心 | Feb 18, 2014 at 7:19 am |

    Take him to a Brazilian prison, he would beg to go back to a Norwegian one (or commit suicide)!

  14. perchristianbye | Feb 18, 2014 at 1:05 pm |

    And may he starve and suffer tremendously! He is a weak, pathetic person, who will looked on with the same contempt as V. Quisling in Norway!

  15. Empath TwentyThree | Feb 19, 2014 at 12:28 am |

    The fact that he owns a playstation is dispicable. Its reprehensible to think that this man is going to be let out of prison at some point.

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