Via Neatorama comes word of an undeniably disturbing replica of David Hasselhoff that is being auctioned at Julien’s Live Auctions. The replica was created for a scene in 2004′s SpongeBob SquarePants Movie. The replica is almost 14 feet long, and is just over four feet tall and wide. You can get in the running for this bad boy with a starting bid of $10,000 dollars. I suggest you convert it into a car and enter Hanna-Barbera’s Wacky Races.