Pic: Stan Syring (PD)
Iowan Stan Syring, a married father of two, told an undercover police officer he’d throw in $25 on top of oral or anal sex in trade for a boat trailer. Trailers like these are typically used to haul bass boats behind pick-up trucks, and can run anywhere between a few hundred to several thousand dollars.
The Craigslist post by Syring, a married, 37-year-old father, noted that the boat trailer was needed “asap,” and that the poster “will trade for sex if need be.”
After Marion Police Department officers learned of the online ad, they exchanged e-mails with the Craigslist poster discussing whether the offered act would be oral or anal sex. The parties agreed that detail would be settled when they met in person, according to police.
During a subsequent meeting with a male undercover officer, Syring “offered his services as a partner in a sex act in exchange for a boat trailer,” according to a District Court criminal complaint.
Keep it clean, Stan.
Matt Staggs
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Imagine the size of his balls to think his sexual performance was worth a trailer… with the mug he’s got on top.
Well clearly he must have thought his balls were worth something too.
Oh, they’re worth a bad joke at most.
I would say whatever floats his boat, but it’s going to be a challenge getting it in the lake without a trailer.
Iowa
aka: North Mississippi
so this is what cop work has cum too
trolling Craig’s List for bisexual bass fishermen
Give a man a fish and he eats for a day, teach a man to fish…and he s*cks dick or takes a shot in the can for a boat trailer?!?!?! I hate this planet.