Man Offers to ‘Trade Sex’ for Boat Trailer in Craigslist Ad

Pic: Stan Syring (PD)

Pic: Stan Syring (PD)

Iowan Stan Syring, a married father of two,  told an undercover police officer he’d throw in $25 on top of oral or anal sex in trade for a boat trailer. Trailers like these are typically used to haul bass boats behind pick-up trucks, and can run anywhere between a few hundred to several thousand dollars.

Via The Smoking Gun:

The Craigslist post by Syring, a married, 37-year-old father, noted that the boat trailer was needed “asap,” and that the poster “will trade for sex if need be.”

After Marion Police Department officers learned of the online ad, they exchanged e-mails with the Craigslist poster discussing whether the offered act would be oral or anal sex. The parties agreed that detail would be settled when they met in person, according to police.

During a subsequent meeting with a male undercover officer, Syring “offered his services as a partner in a sex act in exchange for a boat trailer,” according to a District Court criminal complaint.

Read more here.

Keep it clean, Stan.

  • Gjallarbru

    Imagine the size of his balls to think his sexual performance was worth a trailer… with the mug he’s got on top.

    • Anarchy Pony

      Well clearly he must have thought his balls were worth something too.

      • Gjallarbru

        Oh, they’re worth a bad joke at most.

  • Echar Lailoken

    I would say whatever floats his boat, but it’s going to be a challenge getting it in the lake without a trailer.

  • BuzzCoastin

    aka: North Mississippi

    so this is what cop work has cum too
    trolling Craig’s List for bisexual bass fishermen

  • VoxMagi

    Give a man a fish and he eats for a day, teach a man to fish…and he s*cks dick or takes a shot in the can for a boat trailer?!?!?! I hate this planet.