Obama Is The Face Of Viagra In Pakistan

viagraIn the future, America’s textbooks will debate his presidential performance, while around the world he is immortalized as a famed mascot for sexual stimulants. Raw Story reports:

Despite unpopularity there for his frequent drone attacks, President Barack Obama is the new face of contraband Viagra in Pakistan.

Pakistan, where Viagra is banned, has a thriving black market for erectile dysfunction drugs. The little blue pills are often smuggled in through Afghanistan, and take up shelf space alongside drugs of dubious quality and origin.

Agence France-Presse, whose reporter calls Obama an unwitting “symbol of power and virility,” shows covers of the contraband drug alongside interview with merchants. Shopkeepers claim various reasons that clients buy the drugs; one explains that “they improve the duration of those who have destroyed their youth through masturbation.”

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  • http://americancannibal.org/ American Cannibal

    ye!

  • Calypso_1

    US Mil found these were more effective bribes than $$

  • Jin The Ninja

    cargo cult-cum-boner cult?

    • BuzzCoastin

      most of the whirled
      is under the spell of the boner cargo kult
      they all wana be aMerkins
      fat, dumb & happy till they drop

      • Jin The Ninja

        yes.

        and when we export our way of life
        via the military, free trade agreements and multinational corporations

        we call it ‘democracy.’

        the propaganda be effective.

  • Thurlow Weed

    The Obama head Chia Pet was the best but this packaging beats that product, and the German brand of Obama fried chicken fingers.

  • Ted Heistman

    They only respect penis..cough..I mean power!

  • BuzzCoastin

    the Stockhomes syndrone
    when victums idolize their oppressors
    butt really
    why wouldn’t the picture of the guy
    who has a drone penis &
    who has fucked your kuntery hard
    be the most obvious celebrity endorsement
    for the solution to erectile dysfunction

    • Thurlow Weed

      There was a street brand of heroin in NYC in packages stamped “Obamacare”. Similar marketing strategy.

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