What’s Wrong With Dana Rohrabacher?

Pic: Dana Rohrbacher (PD)

Pic: Dana Rohrbacher (PD)

Anyone who has seen Rep. Rohrabacher speak for more than a minute shouldn’t be terribly surprised by this.  (Or anyone who’s messy, like me.)  R. Scott Moxley writes at O.C. Weekly:

When Congressman Dana Tyrone Rohrabacher moved into a four-bedroom, four-bathroom, million-dollar Costa Mesa rental home on April Fool’s Day 2010, the immaculate, 6,300-square-foot property could have been featured in a glossy real-estate magazine. Built in 1948, the two-story, Orange Avenue home had been updated in recent years for comfort and style. The carpeting was new, appliances worked and walls were spotless. Thriving flowers, plants and grass adorned the idyllic back yard less than 4 miles from the Pacific Ocean.

But it’s now understandable why Orange County’s senior, career politician secretly changed the locks and refused to allow homeowner Robert Polyniak inside for annual inspections. When he moved out in August 2012, Rohrabacher left behind a shockingly horrific pigsty, a dump worse than a college fraternity house of unhygienic slobs unfamiliar with the most basic tools of cleaning. Darlene Whitsell, Polyniak’s longtime girlfriend, entered the home shortly after the congressman’s departure and wept at the scene.

“It was disgusting,” she said. “It was unbelievable. Who lives like that?”

Massive black stains and muck covered the carpet throughout the home. Sticky grime encased damaged, rusted appliances. Denied water, once-thriving outside plants and grass dried up and died. Blinds were cracked. Black dirt ruined the appearance of once-sparkling tile floors. Walls inexplicably contained odd holes, nail polish, wax and some smelly substance that may have been feces.

Every toilet seat in the house was broken. The ceilings showed smoke damage. Light switches had been cracked. Clumps of hair and remnants of what may have been balloons or some other rubbery material clogged sinks. Cracks scarred doors. Thick, solidified grease rendered the air-suction vent above the kitchen stove useless. Bathroom towel bars were missing, and vanities suffered water damage.

A second-floor suite used by Dana’s wife, Rhonda, as her bedroom contained a huge, mysterious, lubricant-like stain—something you might expect on the floor of a Hollywood sex club—that had seeped through thick carpet and padding to tarnish a hardwood floor. The dishwasher wasn’t functioning. A wooden chair in the back yard had been crushed, and phone lines were strangely severed. An overflowing tub cracked a ceiling with water damage.

And, no joke, white maggots squirmed underneath a kitchen stove that may not have ever been cleaned during Rohrabacher’s $3,350-per-month occupancy, which was secured, in part, with character references from fellow OC congressmen Ed Royce, John Campbell and Ken Calvert.

Paid invoices show the widespread damage totaled more than $25,800, according to records reviewed by the Weekly. Polyniak deducted the $6,700 security deposit and sent the congressman a bill for the remainder. But Rohrabacher—66 years old and known even in friendly Republican circles for miserly inclinations even though his family’s known income easily tops $250,000 annually before counting lucrative congressional benefits—steadfastly ignored seven of his ex-landlord’s polite communications.

In August, a year after he, his wife and their triplets left the disaster and stiffed Polyniak out of a week of due rent, the congressman hired a lawyer, Devon R. Lucas, to file a lawsuit in Orange County Superior Court. According to the complaint, Rohrabacher, who skipped all military service when he was eligible to fight in Vietnam and nowadays hails himself “a patriot,” thinks he and his wife are the victims in the dispute. He wants Polyniak—a soft-spoken construction subcontractor who honorably served in the U.S. Marines—to pay him $20,000 for not refunding his security deposit in a timely manner.

Read more here.

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  • kowalityjesus

    I’m sure I’m not the first to say it, but I think this is a pretty good microcosm for what congress is actually doing to the USA.

    • http://americancannibal.org/ American Cannibal

      Yes, and just remember… all things digested have a similar hue.

      • kowalityjesus

        you clearly have never eaten large amounts of licorice or beets.

  • CletusBeauregard

    A pig lives like a pig. What a surprise.

    …also, is there video of this?

  • Anarchy Pony

    Words fail me.

    • Jin The Ninja

      people are entitled to whatever cleanliness (or lack therof) they aspire to, but to live in such horrific conditions- says something is deeply wrong with them. sounds more like an episode of hoarders.

  • InfvoCuernos

    Sounds like he spilled the bong water-numerous times.

  • Eric_D_Read

    A member of Congress lives like the rules don’t apply to them and uses every dirty trick to spin a story to their benefit?
    The hell you say.

  • Cortacespedes

    Oh come on people, whom among us hasn’t left yard long “lube” stains in our respective upper-level suites. This casting of stones is absurd.

    Obviously they’ve held one too many Rep-Lib fund raising soirees; all the receipts of which, eventually flow unobserved, into Rhonda’s personal coffers.

    It’s no secret that many “upstanding” congressmen swing mightier than Tarzan. One wag was heard to quip, after leaving Rhonda’s personal apartment, “Wow, they must have been ‘entertaining’ the Santorums last night.”

    Seal Beach, Huntington, Laguna Niguel…I hope you’re proud. Very, very proud.

  • Rhoid Rager

    Sounds like he was trying to terraform the house to match the conditions of his own planet.

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