Florida Deputies Make Bloody Roadside Jesus Come Down From Cross

A Florida man “who has had a passion on his heart to do a representation public” (WTF?) was ordered to climb down from a gore covered cross erected by the side of a busy thoroughfare on Good Friday. Deputies told the man that the display was too distracting to passing motorists. WJRN Fox 4 reports.

  • Echar Lailoken

    I appreciate their creativity. What about the two thieves? I thought they wanted to be accurate.

    • CletusBeauregard

      the governor and his wife weren’t available.

      • Echar Lailoken


  • InfvoCuernos

    I like that they use the justification that we need to see what suffering jesus went through for us. All this BS about how jesus died for me and suffered for me and all that is a nice sentiment and all, but I’m pretty sure that FAR more people have suffered FAR worse fates at the hands of the Church so I don’t see why we need to see this in public. The truth of it is that most of these “re-enactors” are really torture fetishists of the worst kind-morally obliged. They all just need to get into a good bdsm club and exercise all this shit in a healthy way, instead of pretending to be selfless and righteous.

  • Rhoid Rager

    Imagine if they had any imagination and put the black guy on the cross all covered in blood. That might get the Florida rednecks all excited.

    • Echar Lailoken

      That may have incited a un-terrorist lynching riot.

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    • Gjallarbru

      You just made my day!

  • BuzzCoastin

    What’s this day of rest shit? What’s this bullshit? I don’t fuckin’ care! It don’t matter to Jesus. But you’re not foolin’ me, man. You might fool the fucks in the league office, but you don’t fool Jesus. This Bush-league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man – ha ha! I would have fucked you in the ass Saturday. I fuck you in the ass next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby!

    • http://hormeticminds.blogspot.com/ Chaorder Gradient

      Well thats just like… your opinion… Man.