Pic: Booking photo (PD)
Mistake One: Hanging out at a place called “Pisser’s Palace“.
Mistake Two: Calling the cops to report a crime when there’s a warrant out for your arrest.
Mistake Three: Licking the eyeball of the cop who responds to your call. You don’t know where that cop’s been.
Via The Smoking Gun:
Police encountered Hiatt after he called 911 to report a theft. After discovering that Hiatt had an active arrest warrant from a neighboring county, officers sought to arrest him. According to investigators, Hiatt struggled when cops sought to handcuff him.
As officers subsequently tried to stuff Hiatt (seen above) in a patrol car, he allegedly licked one of the cop’s eyes. The licking occurred in front of Pisser’s Palace in Walkerville, a Butte suburb.
Wipe your cryin’ eyes and keep reading.
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