Montana Man Licks Cop’s Eyeball While Resisting Arrest At ‘Pisser’s Palace’

Pic: Booking photo (PD)

Pic: Booking photo (PD)

Mistake One: Hanging out at a place called “Pisser’s Palace“.

Mistake Two: Calling the cops to report a crime when there’s a warrant out for your arrest.

Mistake Three: Licking the eyeball of the cop who responds to your call. You don’t know where that cop’s been.

Via The Smoking Gun:

Police encountered Hiatt after he called 911 to report a theft. After discovering that Hiatt had an active arrest warrant from a neighboring county, officers sought to arrest him. According to investigators, Hiatt struggled when cops sought to handcuff him.

As officers subsequently tried to stuff Hiatt (seen above) in a patrol car, he allegedly licked one of the cop’s eyes. The licking occurred in front of Pisser’s Palace in Walkerville, a Butte suburb.

Wipe your cryin’ eyes and keep reading.

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  • The Well Dressed Man

    After Snopes shot down the Japanese eyeball licking panic as a hoax, it’s nice to see somebody willing to go the distance to show his good taste.

    • Echar Lailoken

      I wonder if it tasted like pork?

  • InfvoCuernos

    I believe that means he’s claimed the cop-no one else can eat that cop now. Its a rule.

  • Rhoid Rager

    Cop got lucky. He could sucked his eye out of its socket and bit it, like the football hooligans do.

    • Anarchy Pony

      Holy shit! Is that a thing? Remind me never to attend a match.

  • Gjallarbru

    How much I would give for this jackass to explain to me the mental process that took place where the conclusion is:”Geee, I think I’ll like this cop’s eyeball…”

    • Anarchy Pony

      The snozzberries taste like snozzberries.

      • Gjallarbru

        I had to look it up to know what the hell you were talking about. I’m not that much of a Willy Wonka fan…

      • Echar Lailoken

    • Echar Lailoken

      The mental process in this instance is likely booze.

      • Gjallarbru

        Or drugs, but sill, I can only imagine how twisted a path that was.

        • Echar Lailoken

          I’ve seen people who are blottoed or whacked out on goof balls do all sorts of stuff.

  • Anarchy Pony

    Gives me the heeby jeebies.

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