Pat Robertson: Jesus Said An Asteroid Could Destroy Earth Next Week

Pat Robertson uses “scientific explanations” for Biblical prophecies when they suit him. I hope that wherever they film the 700 Club is the pitcher’s mitt when Jesus winds up to throw that big cosmic fastball.

Via RightWingWatch:

In November, scientists predict that a massive asteroid will fly near the earth in one of the planet’s closest encounters with an asteroid since 1976. While most people are focusing on how radar and observers can watch the asteroid pass-by, Pat Robertson is using the occasion to propagate his End Times prophesy.

9 Comments on "Pat Robertson: Jesus Said An Asteroid Could Destroy Earth Next Week"

  1. Remember Jesus said the earth will be destroyed next week and he also said he wanted you to give me all your money for safe keeping for the coming apocalypse.

  2. Anarchy Pony | Apr 22, 2014 at 10:34 am |

    He’s making me kinda sad these days. He ain’t the kooky bigoted jerk he used to be, he’s just a rambling incoherent old man now.

  3. emperorreagan | Apr 22, 2014 at 10:59 am |

    I heard from reliable sources that the earth is going to continue to exist until I can retire, at which point a black hole is going to swallow it out of spite.

  4. Some men just want (so, so badly) to watch the world burn.

  5. What Jesus ACTUALLY said is that an asteroid was going to land on Robertson. He’s just in denial and still thinks that he’s the world.

  6. Echar Lailoken | Apr 22, 2014 at 3:01 pm |

    This makes me laugh, because “Jesus said” is one of my Dad’s quips towards religious speak.

  7. AManCalledDa-da | Apr 23, 2014 at 1:55 pm |


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