What Do Billionaires Have In Common With Psychopaths?

  • Liam_McGonagle

    I used to be all self-righteous about the “1%”, too.

    Until I became a billionaire.

    • emperorreagan

      The first thing you should get now that you’re a billionaire is a litter. Your feet are too sacred to touch the ground now – people should carry you in your throne.

      • Liam_McGonagle

        You know, I’m starting to think this whole billionaire business is more trouble than it’s worth. You have no idea was a f*cking pain it is to get up at 6AM every morning so that the sun can shine out of my *rse.

        • emperorreagan

          What’s with these greedy little proles thinking they deserve sunlight anyway?

          • aaron

            I agree. We are drawing up a plan as we speak to regulate and sell it to the general population. Enough of this free shit. Who do they think they are, godamn communists.

          • Liam_McGonagle

            Beat you to the punch: it’s called fossil fuels.

            That’s how I became a billionaire.

          • zonmoy

            oh, you didn’t sell your soul to the devil like every other rich man.

          • Liam_McGonagle

            No. My situation may be a little different than the typical billionaire, in that I gave absolutely nothing in return; I just took the money and ran.

          • zonmoy

            and gave the devil your soul as a thief.

  • aaron

    Well in this day and age with how much competition there is in the work force and buisiness world to become a billionaire you generally have trample people in your path or ruin some other people’s lives or businesses by eleminating your competition to get to the status of being a billionaire. So I guess that kind of means you have to be a psychopath to become one.

  • misinformation

    Is comparing investment advice from a hoarder of yoghurt containers and Coke bottles vs. a billionaire, funny?

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