I used to be all self-righteous about the “1%”, too.
Until I became a billionaire.
The first thing you should get now that you’re a billionaire is a litter. Your feet are too sacred to touch the ground now – people should carry you in your throne.
You know, I’m starting to think this whole billionaire business is more trouble than it’s worth. You have no idea was a f*cking pain it is to get up at 6AM every morning so that the sun can shine out of my *rse.
What’s with these greedy little proles thinking they deserve sunlight anyway?
I agree. We are drawing up a plan as we speak to regulate and sell it to the general population. Enough of this free shit. Who do they think they are, godamn communists.
Beat you to the punch: it’s called fossil fuels.
That’s how I became a billionaire.
oh, you didn’t sell your soul to the devil like every other rich man.
No. My situation may be a little different than the typical billionaire, in that I gave absolutely nothing in return; I just took the money and ran.
and gave the devil your soul as a thief.
Well in this day and age with how much competition there is in the work force and buisiness world to become a billionaire you generally have trample people in your path or ruin some other people’s lives or businesses by eleminating your competition to get to the status of being a billionaire. So I guess that kind of means you have to be a psychopath to become one.
Is comparing investment advice from a hoarder of yoghurt containers and Coke bottles vs. a billionaire, funny?
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