Cops Arrest ‘Elderly Hipster’ On Child Porn Charges

PIC: Oakland County SD (PD)

PIC: Oakland County SD (PD)

I always thought the hipster look was intentionally childish. Seeing a 63 year-old alleged pedophile dressed like a third-rate Urban Outfitters model is sending me into some kind of horrifying “The Child is The Father of The Man” kind of wormhole. Dude looks like a beef jerky Michael Cera.

Via The Smoking Gun: 

Meet Bruce Howard Fonda.

The 63-year-old Michigan man is facing several child porn charges for allegedly e-mailing illicit videos to an acquaintance In Idaho. Arrested last week, Fonda is locked up in the Oakland County Jail.

Internet meme in five… four… three…

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  • Liam_McGonagle

    I’m from Wisconsin*, so until you shared this photo I only had the vaguest idea of what the term “hipster” actually meant in practice. Jesus f*cking chr*st.

    *And no, Madison and Milwaukee DON’T count.

  • VaudeVillain

    Suggestion for a snarkier, more provocative headline:

    “Look At This (Child) Fucking Hipster”

    I hear references to referential internet memes are in this season.

    • Matt Staggs

      Way ahead of ya. That exact headline was written, reconsidered, and deleted in deference to Facebook’s extraordinarily prudish sensibilities.

      • VaudeVillain

        And another entry gets added to the list “Things I Detest About facebook”.

        Glad to hear you were on top of that, though.

        • Matt Staggs

          One day I’ll share some of the alternate titles I have to scrap for articles for fear of social media rejection.

  • Echar Lailoken

    Ask and ye shall receive…

    • Jonas Planck

      Extra points for anonymity!

  • davakins

    What a horribly pathetic looking thing. Do they have a special old pedo hipster jail to lock this decrepit old chicken hawk in? I have noticed the fashion tendencies of hipster guys and old men have much in common.

  • Liam_McGonagle

    Thanks. Used to be a day when the FCC required television PSA against social bad actors . . .

    http://youtu.be/8hCCCRAcTAA

    • 1plakat

      hehehe. that was my kind of humor

    • 1plakat

      this is the best step of becoming a hipster. One actually needs to work on their trend detecting abilities before laymen get their heads around it. hahahaha
      6 Be an early adopter. Hipsters tend to sense what’s worthwhile before the trend or item becomes more popular. Many bands become famous only after hipsters first flock to their unknown performances. Many clothing trends were started by hipsters, only to be hijacked later by mainstream fashion houses. Many technical gadgets are taken up by hipsters first, only to become mainstream goodies later.
      —————————————————————————–
      If I could detect early trends, I would be the worlds richest fucking hipster.

  • Matt Staggs

    Nailed it. I can’t believe I didn’t see that when i wrote the post. Good call.

  • Norman Murray Isaacs-Nguyen

    Shit G, you mistaken that’s JOE HARMON!

  • erte4wt4etrg

    Oh i get it, he wants kids cause he IS a kid, aw.

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