• http://lmgtfy.com/ jasonpaulhayes

    Giant Black Dildo 2:47

    • Matt Staggs

      “Of course it’s company policy never to, imply ownership in the event of a dildo… always use the indefinite article a dildo, never your dildo.”

      • http://lmgtfy.com/ jasonpaulhayes

        Whenever I see a photo or video of someone in their home or office, I look more at the room for clues as to their character than to the person.

        Ex: I pointed out after your Google Hangout recently… there was a strategically placed bookshelf behind everyone else, and it just so happened there was a Sword by your side.

        • Matt Staggs

          HAHAHA! Yeah, I forgot all about that! Total coincidence, really, although I’d love to pretend otherwise. The sword is a gift from a loved one who knows that my wife and I are big fans of The Lord of the Rings films. It was leaning against the wall as I didn’t know where else to put it!

          You probably do the same thing I do: I always look at people’s bookshelves in movies, videos and television programs.

          • http://lmgtfy.com/ jasonpaulhayes

            It takes but a single tree from the old growth forest to create a library of books… it takes a library of books to seed the old growth forest of the mind.

      • Joy Camp

        Haha. Nice!

  • Andrew
  • http://www.sacredgeometryinternational.com/ Camron Wiltshire

    Fucking great!

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