When People Thought Lambs Grew Right Out of the Ground

The barometz or vegetable lamb. Originally from: Lee, H. 1887.

The barometz or vegetable lamb. Originally from: Lee, H. 1887.

Ah, innocent times past … Matt Simon reminisces about the wonderful Vegetable Lamb of Tartary in his “Fantastically Wrong” column for Wired:

They say that money doesn’t grow on trees, but technically it does grow on a plant. Our greenbacks, you see, are 75 percent cotton. If you haven’t actually seen a cotton plant before, here’s how it works. It’s a remarkable little shrub, with a bundle of leaves at its base and a long stem shooting skyward. And at the top of this stem is a lamb, which swings around hopelessly like a furry tetherball.

Or so goes the story of the bizarre Vegetable Lamb of Tartary. Also known as the barometz, derived from the Tartar word for lamb, this was a useful little creature that Europeans in the Middle Ages–aware that cotton was a thing that arrived from India, yet unaware exactly how it grew–decided was the source of their newfangled threads.

According to 19th-century naturalist Henry Lee, who penned an exhaustive 60-page treatise on the history of the vegetable lamb, in Europe this legend “met with almost universal credence from the thirteenth to the seventeenth centuries.” Its source, it seems, was the Middle Ages’ most famous traveler, Sir John Mandeville, whose fantastical accounts of his roamings abroad in the 1300s led to no small number of misconceptions back in England.

Mandeville writes in Middle English, so I’ll go ahead and just paraphrase for you: In Tartary (what is now Russia and Mongolia), there grows a plant that produces gourds, and from these issue forth tiny lambs, which men eat. Mandeville, who likely made up a good chunk of his travels and pulled from reference material instead, wrote that in his experience, they are quite delicious. So based on vegetable lambs not actually existing, we can confirm that Mandeville was somewhat of a liar. (Jorge Luis Borges, in his Book of Imaginary Beings, refers to him hilariously as “the problematic Sir John Mandeville.”)

There are advantages to being born out of a plant instead of an animal. For instance, plants can’t tell you to clean your room or finish your vegetables.

Two variations of the barometz myth circulated in the Middle Ages…

[continues at Wired]

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  • BuzzCoastin

    it’s quite common for humans to fabricate explinations for the unknown
    God being one fine example
    lots of books have been written about Him-Her-It
    these legends
    “met with almost universal credence
    from the thirteenth to the seventeenth centuries.”
    and continue to this day

    • MMSands

      Oversimplify much and often, do you? The two are not exactly in the same league, even — but then, if you can’t see the difference, there’s not much point trying to explain it to you. In the end it makes no real difference in my life whether you believe in 20 gods or in none at all; whether you think yourself ever so clever and superior, or have found that the first sign of wisdom is realizing how little you do know. The nice thing about reality is, it relies on no one’s beliefs or lack thereof to be the truth.

      • BuzzCoastin

        all belifes are mental masterbation
        experience is the best tutor
        reflection the only guide in essential matters

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