Satanist Sues Jailers For Access to Whole Foods

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YOU MUST TRY THE QUINOA.

Whole, organic foods, not the grocery store, although that would be pretty funny. Everyone knows the devil has the best tunes. Must he also have the best foods?

via Satanic Panic! Devilish Dietary Demands In Nevada Prison – Who Forted? Magazine.

Alex C. Snelson, incarcerated in Nevada’s Washoe County Jail after being caught with some crystal, is exercising his rights as a religious minority. According to the pending federal suit, Alex claims he’s been denied access to whole foods, lacking mind-controlling substances like aspertame, and monosodium glutamate. Adding insult to injury, deputies at the facility have been mocking his requests, denying access.

 

6 Comments on "Satanist Sues Jailers For Access to Whole Foods"

  1. Adamas Macalz | May 12, 2014 at 12:05 pm |

    well if you are going to imprison half of the people in the US, and then try to turn their incarceration for a profit, you might as well make the slaves, err.. inmates, comfortable.

    • Simon Valentine | May 12, 2014 at 1:52 pm |

      indeed, for how else to accommodate all the more slaves

      someone has to do the upkeep for hotel infinity

  2. Im not going to argue against his request considering I dont even agree with him being in jail for drug possession to begin with.

    Mass imprisonment and the prison industrial complex is out of control in this country. Also by arguing the fact he is in jail and deserves no rights takes away from the fact that we are being lied to by the FDA and that our population is being subjected to systematic poisoning and degrading of our health by big food manufacturing and grocery corporation’s and biotech corporation’s and pharmaceutical corporations.

  3. What!!??? Tired of the fried bologna and gravy already?
    Welcome to hell, Mr. Snelson.

  4. Liam_McGonagle | May 12, 2014 at 1:07 pm |

    Nice caption to the pikkie.

  5. Scott Knapp | May 12, 2014 at 2:34 pm |

    Props to this dude . Last time I was there I had cottage cheese, 3x celery and carrot sticks , and a highly processed bologna sandwich, 3 times a day . I hope it works for him!

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