This ‘Bubble Porn’ Video Is Probably Safe For Work (But Not Your Filthy Mind)

Ever heard the saying “less is more”? The “Bubble Porn” video is only as lurid as your preconceptions. It’s like that scene in The Empire Strikes Back where Luke is about to enter that spooky tree and asks what’s inside. Yoda replies, “Only what you take with you.”

Well, I suspect that most of us will be taking a good bit of redtube into this particular tree.

An aside – remember when you were a kid and actually had to hunt for pornography? Kids these days will never know the thrill of uncovering “wood porn“, unless it’s in a discarded thumb drive. (Hint: Leave it the hell alone.)

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  • Mr B

    That’s pornography to me.

    Tantamount to claiming this as a legitimate brand name: FCUK

  • BuzzCoastin

    if you have an inkling as to how this trick produces its effect
    you now have an inkling as to how entertrainment works

    reality is a construct of huristics
    knowing how to manipulate the huristics is called magic
    and that magic is the key to personal and corporate power

  • Number1Framer

    This reminds me of “porn edits” found on Twitter. If you get a chuckle out of this, then check that out. (TRIGGER WARNING: porn edits are made from real pr0n and MS paint)

  • BuzzCoastin

    a heuristic is a rule of thumb based on general experience
    heuristics are never perfectly correct
    our minds use rules of thumb for most sensory perceptions
    magic plays upon this through the manipulation
    of visual, auditory & kenetic cues

    the one heuristic that usually goes unexamined
    is the rule of thumb that there’s a you & a higher self
    when in fact there is no one to be found outside that huristic
    and that is beyond magic and comprehension

  • BuzzCoastin

    Sid Gautama aka Da Buddha
    the first to postualte on the effects of quantum electrodynamics
    and a self exploer of the first order
    could not find a self, higher or otherwise
    and neither have I

    I don’t know what I am
    but I’m sure I’m not me

  • http://facebook.com/goodman Dreg Life

    all this solipsism is making my junk itch. wait what junk

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