Women Having Sex In Bedroom Interrupted By Home Intruder Presumably Hoping For Threesome

I think that this guy has watched way too many porn films. I’m surprised that he didn’t show up wearing a tool belt or carrying a pizza. Maybe there is something to that study about porn-watching and loss of grey matter.

Two super-creepy stories of apartment living from my own life after the jump. Share some of your own in the comment section.

Wednesday morning the women were having sex. They realized someone was watching.

“I had never seen this man before and he did not belong,” said Willis. “My initial reaction, I just got up as fast as possible and pushed him out of the room.”

Willis said before the intruder ran away he told her he’d heard them from the floor below and wanted to see what was happening. She believes he was trying to get in bed with them.

“I think he was definitely intent on joining, and becoming a part of it and placing himself in our position,” said Willis.

Police said the tom got in through an unlocked door and didn’t take anything. They said he just wanted to watch.

Via KOAT: Women Forced To Push Peeping Tom Out Of Bedroom During Sex.

 

Lock your doors. All of you.

I’m not at all implying that what happened was in any way the fault of the women or that they deserved this. Obviously they’re the victims here, and he’s the criminal. What I mean is that this guy could have been physically violent and/or armed. (It’s sad that I even have to clarify what seems like common sense, but the internet’s Outrage Culture is always looking for the next fix of delicious, self-righteous fury.) A young woman was once brutally raped and murdered at an apartment complex I used to live at when I was in college. Like them, she left her door unlocked, and from what I understand, a man had been secretly watching her from the parking lot waiting for just such an opportunity to arise. Terrible, terrible stuff. I’m glad these two weren’t physically harmed and were able to eject this scumbag, obviously.

Here’s another creepy apartment complex story from my renter past:  One very late night while my wife and I were getting ready to go to bed I noticed that our bedroom blinds were still up. I alerted the missus to this fact just before she started slipping out of her clothes, and she told me that I was being overly cautious: We lived on the second floor, it was the dead of night, and our window faced an empty, overgrown lot, and besides, she joked, who would want to see her nude?

Right about the same time she said that we began to hear a series of sharp cracking noises at our window. I flipped off the bedroom light and looked outside to see a young man in that field with his pants around his ankles furiously masturbating. Apparently he had been flinging pebbles at our bedroom window hoping that she would look outside and see him. When he saw it was me, he yanked his pants up and started to run. I quickly called 911 and tossed the receiver to my wife while I dashed outside barefoot in search of the man. Probably not the wisest thing to do, but I was furious. That was one of the few time in my life that I completely lost my temper and was fully intent on doing another man grave bodily harm. I clearly remember my face feeling: My face flushed, heart racing; the rush of adrenaline and the surprising fury in my voice as I roared, “You motherfucking son of a bitch! I’ll kill you!”

I raced all over the complex searching for him, and by the time the police arrived he had disappeared. Later, we heard reports of a man matching that description accosting women at a local park not far from where we lived.

 

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  • Adam’s Shadow

    See, to me, this is true misogynistic thinking at work.

    “Hey you two ladies don’t have a penis here! You need a penis here, right? Wait, you don’t even like penis? How does that work? I’m sure once I pull out my penis, you’ll change your mind because of how awesome my penis is.”

    • Oginikwe

      I don’t see that as misogynistic thinking as much as proud-penis-worship.

      Misogynistic thinking would be: You two bitches aren’t real women and I can turn you into real women. You are about to feel my power, (another expletive).

      • JohannaHolkhamred321

        my co-worker’s step-aunt makes $80 every hour on the
        computer . She has been without a job for ten months but last month her pay
        check was $13985 just working on the computer for a few hours. pop over to this
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        • aaron

          Yea…making $80/hour on the computer selling meth or heroin on silk road maybe.

          Fuck off spammer.

  • xXGrizZ

    While I don’t condone his behavior and all psychology aside, that was a pretty balls’y move… that’s either a very confident man or a very drunk one…

    • Number1Framer

      Perhaps more dickish than ballsy?

      • xXGrizZ

        Perhaps, though I think the two go together.

  • InfvoCuernos

    Apartments are a great short term solution to shelter, but they expose you to the most dangerous creature on the planet- humans. People boxes are like prison cells with more room(usually), and sometimes pets allowed. I have lived in an apartment with the walls so thin you could hear the neighbor farting. Living that close to other humans that you aren’t related to should only be a last resort.

  • Juan

    “Make sure you tune in.” Two women having sex, boy howdy, ima tune tune in for sure.
    How is this shit even “news?”
    It’s just shit to get people to watch commercials.

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