MTV Says The Illuminati Controlled Last Night’s VMAs

When MTV starts posting tongue-in-cheek articles about the Illuminati controlling its Video Music Awards (VMAs), you know that the Illuminati pop music meme has just about run its course:

Last week, we gave you two sides of a much-heated national debate. First, we gave you 16 examples that prove the Illuminati control the VMAs. Then, we flipped the argument on its head, giving 16 more reasons why they totally don’t. Both sides were compelling and convincing enough, but only last night’s epic show could settle the matter once and for all. Take a look at the evidence and judge for yourself.

The Snake Debacle

(C) MTV (Fair Use)

(C) MTV (Fair Use)

PRO-ILLUMINATI: Nicki Minaj sang a song called “Anaconda.” Which is a snake. A satanic snake. Need we say more? Even though she’s, uh, probably not singing about a real snake (we’re thinking it may be a metaphor), the symbolism is so there.

ANTI-ILLUMINATI: But Nicki’s performance didn’t feature a real, live snake, as originally slated. That’s because the boa constrictor bit one of her dancers in rehearsal, which could be the universe’s way of telling Nicki and the Illuminati to back off.

2. The Mind-Control Debate

(C) MTV (Fair Use)

(C) MTV (Fair Use)

PRO-ILLUMINATI: The Illuminati MUST have been trying to hypnotize or brainwash us last night, right? What other explanation could there be for the spiral-shaped stage that the winners accepted their Moonmen on?

ANTI-ILLUMINATI: Even though the spiral stage was pretty captivating, there were also messages planted throughout the show to force us out of hypnotization. 5 Seconds of Summersang about waking up with “Amnesia” (meaning they obviously wanted us to wake up this morning and forget we had been brainwashed), and then Ariana Grande convinced us to “Break Free.” So HA! No mind control here, suckers…

[continues at MTV]

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54 Comments on "MTV Says The Illuminati Controlled Last Night’s VMAs"

  1. You know which retards say the illuminati runs MTV, the retards who watch MTV.

  2. Echar Lailoken | Aug 25, 2014 at 7:58 pm |

    Yup, the Illuminati has officially jumped the shark.

  3. InfvoCuernos | Aug 25, 2014 at 8:21 pm |

    I don’t know what’s scarier: that the Illuminati would waste time trying to control the masses of idgits that watch Empty V, or that they might have decided that it was not a waste of time to control them.

  4. Number1Framer | Aug 25, 2014 at 8:33 pm |

    OH MY GAHD! CANT YOU SEE THIS IS WAT THEY DO: RUB IT RITE IN THE SHEEPLES FACES!!

    Seriously, I don’t know how anyone could believe that whole theory. If I was a musician, you could bet I’d jump on that bandwagon. My main source of advertising would be Vigilant Citizen.

  5. andrew barry | Aug 25, 2014 at 8:59 pm |

    idiotic articles like this distract people from potentially real, threatening conspiracies and create a tension between patriots and sheep, causing the aforementioned to be labeled as “crazy” or “tinfoil hat wearers”….who is writing this garbage, and furthermore, who is allowing this writer to post it on this website? disinfo you should be ashamed to have garbage like this on your website it makes you look like a star magazine if not worse

  6. BuzzCoastin | Aug 25, 2014 at 9:40 pm |

    you can’t sell your soul to Satan
    because he already owns it & MTV

  7. Anybody who thinks the people who run the world are a single organized group with a name is terribly naive.

  8. Why even bother with crap illuminati muzak when there is actually real music?

  9. Denise Fraijo | Aug 25, 2014 at 11:43 pm |

    The word illuminati? If you ever took the time to really educate yourself about the occult world then you would know, magic has been used for centuries on the masses.

  10. This is what we get for not listening to Fatboy Slim.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-kJZ80-bC6I

  11. Ahhh, it’s the Illuminati that likes Miley Cyrus. Somebody had to. No one else likes her.

    • Actually…she’s kind of fun to watch…with the sound off. What…we all have weak moments and guilty pleasures!

  12. Jim Wintergreen | Aug 26, 2014 at 1:25 am |

    As a member of the Illuminati, I can assure you, we have no interest in MTV or the VMA awards.

    • Tina Matos Colon | Aug 27, 2014 at 5:23 pm |

      A member!?
      Please Mr.Wintergreen, enlighten me, tell me how that is possible!
      A member of a secret society that has its name and goverment on the screen of my phone. Jim, perhaps you are a representative, something like these artist above, they represent this organization of enlighten beings, but know nothing of such. a contract or two!?
      a few sacrifices done to play with its faith, come on now!?
      these leaders are sane, probrably not even human, …..are you honestly an enlightened one!?

      • Jim Wintergreen | Sep 12, 2014 at 5:19 am |

        I don’t know much about being an “enlightened one.” All I can tell you is that we have never bothered with MTV, or any attempt to manipulate media content. Admittedly, being secretive opens you up to all sorts of accusations. That cloud of inaccurate accusations actually helps us to maintain our low profile.
        Just look at another example – Area 51. If people want to believe that there are aliens there, let them – it serves as better cover to the true mission.

  13. Jonas Planck | Aug 26, 2014 at 2:24 am |

    As long as it means Iggy Azalea is going to be thrown into a live volcano or some similar form of gruesome sacrifice, I’m down with it.

  14. Gwen Hennessy | Aug 26, 2014 at 2:56 am |

    They fucking wish they were the Illuminati, but in reality they’re too fucking stupid to even be useful idiots. All they want is more ad revenue.

  15. Westphal Ricardo | Aug 26, 2014 at 5:52 am |

    Anaconda is a satanic snake? WTF!!! I quit reading after that.

    • LOL…because when medieval occultists want to celebrate their contempt for the old Catholic church…they ALWAYS use an as yet undiscovered Latin American snake!

  16. BrianApocalypse | Aug 26, 2014 at 9:32 am |

    And there you have it, proof that people in the music industry are all to aware of the Illuminati myths surrounding their work, and deliberately play up to it. If I was working in that business, I’d do it too.

    But I want the REAL scoop on this story! Let’s go check out what Mark Dice has to say about it!

    do de do de do…

    Oh.

  17. Jiro M. Trismegistus | Aug 26, 2014 at 11:01 am |

    Come on Disinfo what with these cream puff unentertaining articles in the last couple of weeks. Snore…..

    • Echar Lailoken | Aug 26, 2014 at 1:58 pm |

      Come on concern trolls. What’s with this uptick of concern trolls with very few comments lately?

  18. WE ARE ALL STUPIDER FOR DISCUSSING THE VMA’S AT ALL.

  19. Roger D'Ambra | Aug 26, 2014 at 9:26 pm |

    the “illuminati” is just a cover word. this goes far deeper than what u see here and abroad. many commenters here are aware of this fact too…and don’t like ones who can see. the “illuminati” are everywhere–they are many groups.

  20. “Revelation of the Method” google it.

  21. Yeah… No… See what you idiots have done. You’ve created a stupid meme out of yourselves. The only mind control here is through Sex, Drugs, and Alcohol, oh and “Music”

  22. what the fuck did i just read

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