If you’ve ever wandered down that peculiar rabbit hole on the internet that revolves around the various Illuminati-specific conspiracy theories, you’ve likely seen some bizarre shit, some of it migraine inducing.
Every music video is a snarky thumb in our eye from our secret masters, The Illuminati, and every celebrity pop tart in leopard print is a mind-controlled sex slave thanks to our friends in the MK-Ultra (and its sexier cousin MK-Naomi, which is so secret it doesn’t even have a Wikpedia entry) Program.
Fun Fact: Not everyone in animal print is a zombie sex slave (I can hear the disappointed sighing, so zip it). Some people just have bad taste in clothes.
The Transhuman agenda runs amok in the healthcare system and rappers, somehow, are the only ones in the know other than Lady Gaga and Katy Perry. And Taylor Swift.
And now, apparently, Miley Cyrus has been Illuminated- or is she part of an even weirder conspiracy for the control of your mind?
The Illuminati Watcher breaks us off some:
There’s a theory evolving that states Miley is an agent of Discordianism. This belief/religion/philosophy worships chaos in the form of the goddess Eris, whom Miley is said to embody. Ironically (or not so ironically), Discordianism originated in Southern California in the early 60s, right along the time of MKULTRA projects, the hippie movement, and the Manson era.
The support for this argument is that she started out as a wholesome, Hannah Montana Disney character, but now she’s into all sorts of wretched stuff (which shows nothing but chaos- you’re braced for one version of Miley but you get another)…
She’s given us more symbolism like this with her video for the song 23 which is another Discordian reference because the followers believe things happen in fives (the Law of Fives) and 2+3=5, so the number 23 is referenced as an enigma.
Speaking of the Law of Fives, you’ll notice she’s always doing the peace symbol- another Discordian reference.
Another connection is that she started the Happy Hippie Foundation, which uses a smiley face as its logo (as seen on the Miley Cyrus- Joan Jett video for the song Androgynous, which you’ll learn more about in a bit…)
The smiley face was used to convey that Discordianism is a joke posed as a religion, or a religion disguised as a joke- hence the worship of chaos and disorder. Miley Cyrus’ real name is ‘Destiny’ and her father (Billy Ray Cyrus) named her Miley because she smiled so much.
If she truly is the embodiment of the goddess Eris, it’s no surprise to see her depicted with the Semiramis goddess outfits on her Bangerz tour (a show that was on television yet I heard zero outcry for her scenes of masturbatory celebrations and pot smoking- see the analysis HERE)
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