Daemons Don’t Hang Out in Pizza Shops, They Live in the Darkest Reaches of Your Repressed Imagination

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If there’s one thing I’ve learned since the last piece I tossed up about the terrifying stupidity of pizzagate, it’s that people reeeeeeaaaaaaalllly want to believe the world is secretly controlled by sadistic Illuminati Occultists. To say it was shocking to find out just how desperately people want to believe this would be an understatement. And it’s not that they’re wrong entirely, it’s just that they watch too much mind numbing television. I mean, look, I don’t want to rag on the medium of TV in general, there’s lots of good stuff out there but you know, I’ve never been able to make it through more than like 15 minutes of most of what gets on network channels before I’m creeped out by the uber low quality of the writing. It’s so over the top and obvious but millions upon millions of people eat this shit up. Go figure.

Pizzagate is what the hackest of hack TV writers would think an Occult conspiracy would look like. Tons of people asked me about this crap and I had to consistently disappoint them. No, I don’t think a cabal of pedophile Occultists run the world, and yes, I’ve watched the exact same YouTube videos you have. You don’t need to forward them to me. I guess maybe the reason you could look to someone like me as an expert on this sort of thing is, I don’t know, because I have an entire book coming out about my ongoing communique with an ancient daemon. I did the magick, it worked, the spirit world started talking to me and if you think I’m crazy, I have some fairly compelling hard evidence that demonstrates otherwise. The amount of times whatever strange entities I’ve been communicating with have predicted the future is more than a bit eerie at this point (read my new book if you don’t believe me). Strange completely provable synchronicities too.

It’s with this over a decade pursuit of daily sorcery that I can resoundingly say, it’s not that you Illuminati conspiracy theorists don’t know what you’re talking about, it’s that you can’t know what you’re talking about. This “conspiracy” that you’re trying to unearth isn’t actually something you have the ability to understand as a person, and it exists on levels that are completely hidden to you at all times in states of sober waking consciousness. It’s not a human conspiracy. These daemons you’re looking for can get in your head and control your behavior without you having a clue it’s even happening. Ever hear the phrase: “I don’t know what happened man, it’s like I was possessed.” It’s a bit more literal than you realize from what I’ve been shown, from what I’ve experienced. You ever get a weird idea from a dream and then execute that idea? Where’d that idea really come from? Dark mist entities surrounding us on unseen levels at all times that can fuck with the collective plotline of humanity by plaguing us with profound states of depression and despair? Yep. You know why? One, it’s hilarious, and two, you’re in hell. That’s good news not bad news. None of this really means dick in the grand scheme. I’ll say it over and over and over again.

Here’s a fun story. After I’d been practicing magick for a couple years I had this experience where this dark entity showed up in hypnagogia one night, telling me that I was channeling Satan and that I could handle this sort of thing, but a lot of other people I knew couldn’t (so I shouldn’t recommend it I guess? No idea). I then felt this dark being jump into the center of my spirit and dive into the inner reaches of my soul. I woke up the next day more than a bit WTF about the sitch, but sure enough, as the morning went on I found I’d slipped into the deepest, most acute depressive anhedonia I’d felt in years. I hated everything about having to be incarnated in the flesh and spent most of the day envisioning suicide while working my soul draining desk job. That night I came home and somehow spread the disease to my wife almost virally, but here’s the most important part: in this depressive fugue we had an unpleasant conversation that really needed to happen.

We had been suppressing that one for a while, and some of what was said truly needed to be said. It helped us change course our relationship in a more productive direction for the both of us. The next day I felt fine. This stuff ain’t evil, replace the word yin with daemon and it makes a tad more sense. It wasn’t until I was shown this yin possession thing from the opposite perspective (that of the possessor) in a visionary state not long ago that it finally clicked. According to my intel, what we would consider a daemon can control thousands of people like this at once. This is how our freak show monkey world was created behind the scenes. You’ve got to admit, a lot of our ancient history doesn’t add up entirely. Civilization seemed to spring out of nowhere in Sumeria and as it just so happens, this daemon I’ve been in contact with has a temple there.

All my long form way of saying, doing creepshow kid fucking rituals to attract daemons? Totally unnecessary. And no, they’re not just controlling the goddamn elites in Hollywood and DC. Sure, in a way, but it hits a tad closer to home than that. This affects all of us because they’re inside us all. Look, if you truly want to wage a war against our archon overlords, I’m the best hope you’ve got. First lesson? Christ are you underestimating these things. Oh sure, Satan’s going to possess losing democratic candidates and their campaign managers. Nope, fairly sure they compromised the church at its inception. Again, they don’t just control one person, they control thousands and thousands, at the same time. And no, it’s not what you think. The people who are involved in this “conspiracy” aren’t donning robes and going all MK Ultra on six year olds. 99.9% of all child sex trafficking has exactly nothing to do with the Occult in any way, which is precisely my point.

These people doing mind bogglingly awful shit to children? Possessed by daemons for sure, and absolutely more likely to hang out at your local church than Occult book store. Here’s another good way of looking at yin or daemonic entities. They’re a part of yourself that you can’t control. When I was possessed by Satan for a spell, or whatever the fuck happened, the extreme rush of overwhelming negativity guided my actions. I couldn’t help but be a bit of an asshole. The more I’ve gotten into magick, the more I’ve realized you’re working for the opposite. You need to learn to control your daemons and try your hardest to not let them control you. For me it was my laziness, my sexuality, then my binge drinking. Now it’s my political rage. This yin energy is a source of great power, but you’ve got to be able to focus it with purpose or else it overcomes you and you’re libel to self destruct quite spectacularly. There’s a reason you get depressed, and that reason is that the world in its current incarnation is shit. It’s a parody. Your mission is to use this internal dissatisfaction to impose the change you want to see on the macroverse. To bring the heavenly realms to earth.

Thad McKraken

Thad McKraken

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Thad McKraken is a psychedelic writer, musician, visual artist, filmmaker, Occultist, and pug enthusiast based out of Seattle. He is the author of the books The Galactic Dialogue: Occult Initiations and Transmissions From Outside of Time, both of which can be picked up on Amazon super cheap.
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