As it Turns Out, the States with the Highest Percentage of UFO Sightings Per Capita are the Same States with the Highest Percentage of Hippies Per Capita

I sort of can’t believe I even clicked on this click bait-y slideshow article, but it was about UFO’s and so of course I couldn’t help myself. I knew my home state of Washington had to be fairly high on the list, because of course I summoned the original “flying saucers” that appeared in the late 40’s over Mount Rainier with an auditory acid ritual I performed in 2012. I’m just going to keep hocking that story until anyone can prove it’s not true. Anyway, of course Washington was in fact ranked fairly high on the list at number 3, but look who beat us out:


I laughed for about 10 minutes straight after reading that (of course I was high). Seriously, 2 of the 3 top states for per capita UFO sightings also just so happen to be the states with the easiest access to naturally growing psilocybin. The other is the home of Ben and Jerry’s, Phish, and Bernie Sanders. I honestly don’t even know what happens in Vermont other than hippie shit. That’s the only thing I know about Vermont. Hippies live there. Anyway, just thought I’d share. I have zero idea how legit these numbers are at all, and in all honesty it just seems like low population density states are higher on this list which makes perfect sense. I in no way present my theory here as fact, it’s just funny.

Read the whole click bait thing on MSN here to see where your state ranks.

Thad McKraken

Thad McKraken

Thad McKraken is a psychedelic writer, musician, visual artist, filmmaker, Occultist, and pug enthusiast based out of Seattle. He is the author of the books The Galactic Dialogue: Occult Initiations and Transmissions From Outside of Time, both of which can be picked up on Amazon super cheap.
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