Psychic Vampire Repellent Spray!

Gwyneth Paltrow
Gwyneth Paltrow Layne Murdoch Jr./Getty Images for goop

Gwyneth Paltrow’s Goop website has just the thing if you suffer from ‘psychic vampire’ attacks: a ‘combination of gem healing and deeply aromatic therapeutic oils’, that will get rid of ‘bad vibes’.

Psychic Vampire Repellent Spray

In a handy dispenser to be sprayed ‘generously’ around one’s head, to ‘safeguard’ one’s aura… A snip at $28. Plus shipping.

Actually, they’ve sold out at the time of posting, but if you need to reserve one for yourself when they re-stock just click on here.

Zero

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