Props to Taco Bell for Making Your Dumbass Illuminati Conspiracy Theories Even More of a Joke


It was pretty much inevitable that corporate marketers were going to take your ridiculous right wing Christian conspiracy theories and start feeding them back to you to sell you shit, and here we are. Behold the new Taco Belluminati campaign.

What I find particularly hilarious about this that I’ve used them as an example of what I find suspect about conspiracy theories for years. It’s not that I don’t think there isn’t something to some of this stuff, it’s just that there’s also a conspiracy of people with vast resources trying to get you to eat at Taco Bell, buy Apple computers, etc. Every human being is subjected to so much blatant and obvious manipulation from the advertising and PR industries at this point in human history it’s sort of nuts, so I’m not sure what the point is in focusing on seemingly insignificant, mostly unprovable bullshit. Psycho-Christian nutjobs currently control all 3 branches of the American government so focus on that rather than the idea that maybe, just maybe, there are satanic Occultists behind it all (even though there’s really no good evidence suggesting that).

In completely unsurprising news, when I pulled this up on YouTube there were already multiple videos of people thinking this verifies their insane theories. They’re just throwing it in our faces at this point, aren’t they? Nope, they’re making fun of you. So, is this “OMG the evil Illuminati secretly runs the world” shit officially over now? I’m pretty sure this means it’s over. I know you devoted your entire life to it like a good little Christian soldier, but it’s done. Taco Bell just killed it.

Thad McKraken

Thad McKraken

Thad McKraken is a psychedelic writer, musician, visual artist, filmmaker, Occultist, and pug enthusiast based out of Seattle. He is the author of the books The Galactic Dialogue: Occult Initiations and Transmissions From Outside of Time, both of which can be picked up on Amazon super cheap.
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