Could Everybody Please Shut the Fuck Up About Jordan B. Peterson Now? Thanks for That.


Jesus Christ, who is this guy’s fucking agent? Hire me this asshole. How in god’s name did 80% of my social media feed suddenly revolve around this dickbag for an entire goddamn week without me once liking a post about any of it? What on fucking earth?

So Thad, what do you think of Jordan B. Peterson? Well, I think I typically go out of my way to not think about what everyone else is telling me to think about, which had something to do with me never really wanting to run a website and have to constantly punch down to the stupidity of the internet, but fuck, here I am. Let me do my little dance.

Here’s what I think about Jordan B. Peterson. I think this asshole knows EXACTLY who and what he’s pandering to and he doesn’t care, so fuck him forever. Why are we suddenly pretending this dude is somehow smart or interesting? Wow, people are animals. How amazing. Truth? I could only stomach like 5 minutes of one of his interviews years ago and was like, next. There are boatloads of way smarter people who aren’t being propped up by religious fundamentalist psychopaths. Bye Felicia.

Thad McKraken

Thad McKraken

Thad McKraken is a psychedelic writer, musician, visual artist, filmmaker, Occultist, and pug enthusiast based out of Seattle. He is the author of the books The Galactic Dialogue: Occult Initiations and Transmissions From Outside of Time, both of which can be picked up on Amazon super cheap.
Thad McKraken