Having Less Sex on Drugs is Bumming Teens the Fuck Out

Until you can show me a study that proves having 4 to 7 stoned orgasms a week doesn’t lead to a greater sense of overall well being (or a greater sense of talking to aliens), I’m just going to continue maintaining that it does. What this research is telling us though (if you’re to believe self reporting teens about their sex lives and drug use), is that kids are in fact having less sex AND taking less drugs, AND they’re also fucking miserable. Gee, no shit.  Now, don’t get me wrong, you don’t want to get hooked on shitty drugs but I mean, pot’s gonna be legal everywhere pretty soon kids. Use condoms. Not only is this the lamest thing I’ve ever read, but you know what? Get off my lawn. Just get right the fuck off of it! (Read on at NBC News):

“Fewer high school students are having sex than ever before, federal health officials reported Thursday. And they’re also less likely than some earlier generations to abuse drugs, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention’s annual survey on teen behavior finds.

But kids report that bullying at school is common and a third of students report persistent feelings of sadness and hopelessness, the report finds. One in 10 girls and one out of 28 boys report they’ve been forced to have sex.

“Today’s youth are making better decisions about their health than just a decade ago,” said Dr. Jonathan Mermin, who directs CDC’s National Center for HIV/AIDS, Viral Hepatitis, STD, and TB Prevention.

“But, some experiences, such as physical and sexual violence, are outside their control and continue at painfully high levels. Their experiences today have powerful implications for their lives tomorrow.”

Every year, the CDC interviews several thousand students, choosing them to provide a nationally representative sample. The CDC cannot check whether the answers are accurate, but says the data these questionnaires generate is as acceptable as any self-reported data can be.

(Read the Rest at NBC News)

See, they’re turning into assholes too. Y’all need to chill and there’s never been a better time to be a total stoner. Just thought I’d point that out.

Thad McKraken

Thad McKraken

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Thad McKraken is a psychedelic writer, musician, visual artist, filmmaker, Occultist, and pug enthusiast based out of Seattle. He is the author of the books The Galactic Dialogue: Occult Initiations and Transmissions From Outside of Time, both of which can be picked up on Amazon super cheap.
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