Wait, Alex Jones is Only 44 Years Old? Are You Fucking Kidding Me?

What on earth could I say about Alex Jones that everybody else hasn’t covered fairly extensively at this point? Well, how about, Jesus Christ has the dude aged poorly! I almost couldn’t believe it when someone pointed this out on social media yesterday, so I had to look it up myself to confirm it. I just had a birthday a few weeks back personally which means that this pile of shit is now only 3 years older than me. How on earth is that even possible? I just assumed he was at least a decade older than me. At least. Take note kids, spending your life as a fraudulent pile of burning hate can seriously age a person. Also, Jesus, exercise is in fact good for you.

This shocking fact is particularly fucked because the guy makes his money hocking fear supplements. He’s the face of these fucking supplements and people actually buy them. It’s true folks, you too could also age incredibly horribly with the aid of these scam pills. Utterly fucking nuts. In case you were wondering, Dana Loesch is only 39 which also blew my mind. See what I mean about pointless seething rage destroying your looks? Let Alex and Dana be a warning.

Well, since this post mainly involves mocking soulless people’s looks, it turns out I do in fact have a few more things that people rarely mention about AJ. First, he’s a creepy “family values” Christian who absolutely left his wife and kids for a sex worker. Fact. Also, during that divorce trial it came out that the guy had been diagnosed with Narcissistic Personality Disorder by a psychiatric professional. So, dude is diagnosed mentally ill in a super shitty way, and a gajillion folks STILL believe his hate mongering insanity. Lord, how did any of this shit ever fucking happen? The world is a cosmic joke, that’s how.

Thad McKraken

Thad McKraken

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Thad McKraken is a psychedelic writer, musician, visual artist, filmmaker, Occultist, and pug enthusiast based out of Seattle. He is the author of the books The Galactic Dialogue: Occult Initiations and Transmissions From Outside of Time, both of which can be picked up on Amazon super cheap.
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