Just when you thought it was safe…
2012 has come and gone, Nibiru still hasn’t shown up, and the 1% has not made off with all the beautiful people to dart into the subterranean tunnels under D.I.A.
But we forgot about something… the Rapture.
The Christian Fundamentalists haven’t forgotten though. I will confess – Hey, it can’t hurt my chances! – that I ran across this on a torrent site, which will go nameless. I had never been to one before and, since they are going to close them all down soon, I should go see what one looked like. Ok, no lightning yet. I guess it’s safe to continue.
It occurred to me that perhaps I had sold my bug-out bag too soon when I saw the ad and preview for this film “Final: The Rapture.” But then I quickly came to the realization that unless I am already a winner of the Fundamentalist Levitation Lottery, I am a Post Toastie already! … Read the rest