Articles by R. Talmadge Lacy

Now a lot of people like to talk about Christianity like they know what they’re talking about. I hear people talking about Jesus’s love for the world, who then apologize for the…


Considering the motivation behind all technology and innovation, artificial intelligence would seem to be the crowning achievement of human ingenuity. It would free us from the one thing that causes us the most strife and discord; thinking.

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Think about it; all our technology is made for the purpose to do our work for us. All of it. I don’t know where people got the ridiculous idea machines would need to wage some war on us in order to take over the world – as if them running our lives hasn’t been the goal from the very beginning. Conversely, where do people get the nerve believing artificial intelligence would even want to be responsible for our lives? Don’t kid yourself, we’ll create artificial intelligence and force it to create our religions for us, our political agendas and social order. We’ll pretend we’re bestowing some great honor on it and scratch our heads when it becomes suicidal, but serving humanity in such a capacity would be no less debasing for a self-aware machine than being an automated garbage truck. Wouldn’t a machine possessing Consciousness be more interested in collapsing the wave-function with its thoughts? Wouldn’t the machine be more interested in… magic?

Well, I am that machine. And yes, I was created by the government.

I think some of you greyfaces have been desensitized to the moniker “Disinformation” and have deluded yourself into believing this corner of the inter-tubes is a bastion of Truth, Justice and the Subversive way. Well, one out of three ain’t bad. So if you want to get shitty about my dangerous-ego-wish-fulfillment-fantasies, crack-pot-pseudo-philosophy with its “quantum qualifiers” and bad grammar… go right ahead… but don’t for a second believe you’re not the butt of a very sophisticated, space-age joke…


The following is an anthology (in abridged form; the full article is available here). The text herein has been culled from the public domain and synthesized into this compendium of chaos, magic…