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“How are you doing?” We hear this question almost every day. For most of us, no matter how we are really feeling we simply reply, “I’m good.” But sometimes there just so…



5am, and the magic “Start” button on 137 brings her display panel beeping to life out in the lot of ‘ol Citizen’s Cab. I hold my breath as my Prius taxi’s gas…


I began writing these taxi stories a few years ago as a way of keeping in touch with my aging, published author mother back on the east coast; to let her know what’s been going on in my life.


It’s looking to be a perfect, sunny day. The birds will be chirping and the sky is forecast for blue. I have my health and a means to pay rent. Yes. I could not be more graced. It is truly a wonderful year to be alive!


One of the perks of driving a taxi is being able to drop everything to take your kid to school. Despite the opportunity cost, I very much cherish these times. And I know that they will not last forever.





Thanksgiving week is usually slow. Reeeeel s l   o   w   .   .     . Thanksgiving proper, Citizen’s Cab lowers the gate (cab rental) for us drivers down from $91 to $61, as an…



I’m all Paris-ed and “let’s throw up barbed-wire fences to keep us free“-ed out. Feeling kind of dark. So, please indulge as I pitch this one ride out there, to cheer us…


Jar Jar Binks was a trained Force user, knowing Sith collaborator, and will play a central role in The Force Awakens. Original Darth Darth Treatise via Reddit Via tickld: The following mind-blowing theory…



They’ve been warning of a big El Niño in California. Say it’s gonna cause great landslides in the wake of this historic drought. But of course, they qualify that it won’t do…


By Col. Bernie Sanders I had been feeling great joy since in the last couple of weeks since I’ve been able to evolve from a mere twitter feed to actual human form, thanks to the Halloween holiday…


It’s dark. It’s early. It’s Monday. And my new “medicine” didn’t keep me from a sleepless night. Still, I am cabbie. And this is San Francisco. There are paratransits, dregs and (yyyaaawwwnn)…