Because I wrote a totally weird book and because I write regularly for Disinformation, people in my life think that I am an expert on the odd. The other night I was having some craft beer at a local pub while talking with some friends about how fun the color run was going to be, when one of my friends asked me a question that has been coming up over and over again.
He wanted to know how he could be sure whether he was the victim of Satanic Ritual Abuse or Alien Abduction. Usually when you are abducted, in all the excitement, it really is hard to tell what the Hell is going on. You know you are on a table, or maybe an altar, and something is happening. But whether you are being molested by aliens or Satanists is somewhat hard to discern at times.
Thankfully I was prepared to answer his question.… Read the rest