[Here’s a hilarious piece from the early days of Disinfo.com. For more, make sure to check out our archives. Also, if you like Marty Beckerman’s early writings, please check out his latest book, DUMBOCRACY: Adventures with the Loony Left, the Rabid Right, and Other American Idiots.]
You Just Can’t Lose when Jesus is on Your Cheerleading Squad
Marty Beckerman is an 18-year-old humor and opinion columnist living in tropical Anchorage, Alaska. His award-winning writing has appeared most frequently in The Anchorage Daily News, though occasionally manages to pop up in finer national publications.
It should be noted that Beckerman was forever banished from The Anchorage Daily News on July 25, 2000, after asking a cheerleader how it feels to be a urine stain on the toilet seat of America.
As it turns out, neither the cheerleader nor Beckerman’s editor found that interview question particularly amusing.
Beckerman’s first book, Death to All Cheerleaders: One Adolescent Journalist’s Cheerful Diatribe Against Teenage Plasticity was published September 2000 on Infected Press.… Read the rest