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I was blissfully unaware that April 25 was “Alice Day”, an occasion for pedophiles to celebrate their proclivities. However, Anonymous was very much aware. The hacker organization took down several pedo and…



Winnebago warrior and Bigfoot hunter John Reed of Lykens, PA. has filed a report with local police alleging that a Sasquatch broke the windows and lights out on his 1973 Winnebago. Says the police report posted to The Smoking Gun, “Prior to these incidences, the victim related that he saw a bigfoot (sic) in the area.” Reed described Bigfoot as “very large, brown in color, and walks somewhat hunched over.”

Reed is a member of the Lykens Valley Bigfoot Hunters, and if his Facebook profile is any indication, a big fan of the Insane Clown Posse. I’m wondering if he’s considered the possibility that the supposed Sasquatch might have just been a particularly disheveled Juggalo.

Here’s one Juggalo researcher on this competing theory:


Via the Washington Post: An 83 year-old Falls Church, VA woman is recovering from grueling injuries resulting from a rabid beaver attack. The creature chewed chunks out of her leg and nearly…


IKEA’s business has been booming. Although no one was significantly injured, this coordinated attack had alarm clocks exploding in three different European countries. Via Reuters: French, Belgian and Dutch police have launched…