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Bill Maher: Americans Must Realize What Makes NFL Football So Great — Socialism (Video)

Super BowlFrom last week's Real Time With Bill Maher, also on the Huffington Post:
New Rule: With the Super Bowl only a week away, Americans must realize what makes NFL football so great: socialism. That's right, for all the F-15 flyovers and flag waving, football is our most successful sport because the NFL takes money from the rich teams and gives it to the poor teams ... just like President Obama wants to do with his secret army of ACORN volunteers. Green Bay, Wisconsin has a population of 100,000. Yet this sleepy little town on the banks of the Fuck-if-I-know River has just as much of a chance of making it to the Super Bowl as the New York Jets — who next year need to just shut the hell up and play. Now, me personally, I haven't watched a Super Bowl since 2004, when Janet Jackson's nipple popped out during half time, and that split-second glimpse of an unrestrained black titty burned my eyes and offended me as a Christian. But I get it - who doesn't love the spectacle of juiced-up millionaires giving each other brain damage on a giant flat-screen TV with a picture so realistic it feels like Ben Roethlisberger is in your living room, grabbing your sister? It's no surprise that some 100 million Americans will watch the Super Bowl next week — that's 40 million more than go to church on Christmas — suck on that, Jesus! It's also 85 million more than watched the last game of the World Series, and in that is an economic lesson for America. Because football is built on an economic model of fairness and opportunity...
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The Case Against Atheism From S. E. Cupp

S. E. Cupp takes on Christopher Hitchens, Sam Harris and the group she terms “neoatheists” in an opinion piece in the Daily News. But who the hell is S. E. Cupp and why should we care?

Back in college, while I was busy pretending that a blottoed discussion of Nietzsche over $1 beers made me an intellectual giant, my fiftysomething father, who’d worked so hard to send me there, was quietly being saved. Having long eschewed any ties to his Southern Baptist upbringing, he suddenly found himself born again and on a quest to know God better.

As a longtime atheist, I was a little surprised. But eventually I came to be relieved by this development. While my friends’ fathers were buying flashy sports cars and exchanging their wives for models, my own father was turning inward and asking: Is there more to life than this?

I was also proud of him for becoming a student again.

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Bill Maher On The Dangers Of The Rally To Restore Sanity

"If you're going to have a rally where hundreds of thousands of people show up, you might as well go ahead and make it about something." Bill Maher lambasts the Jon Stewart/Stephen Colbert "Rally to Restore Sanity" as misguided in its call for "moderation" at a time when clear-headed people should be standing up firmly for what's right. Right on, I say.
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Zach Galifianakis Smokes a Joint on Bill Maher’s Show (Video)

Zach GalifianakisOn last night's Real Time with Bill Maher, the panel discussed the lack of Democratic support forCalifornia's Proposition 19 (Regulate, Control and Tax Cannabis Act of 2010). "It's a tricky thing, politically, to jump on that bandwagon because I think that maybe people see it as taboo still," Zach said, and then pulled a cigarette from his jacket pocket and lit it. He took a drag and then passed it across the table to Fox News correspondent Margaret Hoover, who smelled the cigarette, laughed and nodded, and handed it back. Galifianakis then took a couple more puffs and shouted, "Oh my God, look at those dragons!"
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Here’s a True “Profile in Courage”: Richard Tillman Speaks Out on His Brother, Pat Tillman’s, Death

The Tillman Story Here is a man who I say deserves a true Profile in Courage Award. Bill Maher interviews Richard Tillman, brother of Pat Tillman, on the recent Real Time. Any person, dealing with grief over their sibling's death, that manages to stand up for what their lost loved one truly believed in light of a media circus, is A-OK in my book. This is speaking "Truth to Power" in its finest sense. Anyone willing to call out these opportunistic politicians who showed up at this brother's funeral, and co-opt what he (Pat Tillman) believe against their own self-interest... I agree with Bill Maher. I'd be happy to share a beer with Richard Tillman any day of the week...
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Do Americans Have a Chance of Having A (Former) Witch in the U.S. Senate?

WitchAnother great thing coming out of the recent Real Time With Bill Maher besides the deserved knock on the Democrats' "rebranding" is that Bill Maher mentioned he had Delaware Senate hopeful Christine O’Donnell on his old show Politically Incorrect 22 times! So we get to find out fun things like Tea Party favorite Christine O’Donnell dabbled in witchcraft and believes it's wrong to tell a lie under any circumstances (that certainly won't work for her in the Senate). Man, do I like Maher's proposed strategy to try to get Candidate O’Donnell on his new show:
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Fighting For You (Up To A Point): Bill Maher Gives Democrats Slogans To Go With Their New Logo (Video)

Maher on the New DI think Bill Maher's on the money again. Kudos also to Mad Men's Jon Hamm for his off-camera observation on the recent Real Time. Frances Martel writes on Mediate:
Whenever a major political party tries to “rebrand” itself, aesthetically, it inevitably ends in disaster. Last time it was GOP.com, but to prove the graphic failure is bipartisan, the Democrats have come up with a new logo, and a new slogan (“change that matters”). An exasperated Bill Maher tried to help out the party by offering some new slogans, like “fighting for you (to a point)” and “we got Lisa Ling’s sister out of Korea.” The logo (which, it should be noted, The Atlantic has already called out for plagiarism from a Midwestern pizza place), is a small “D” in a blue circle. The hours spent thinking up this complex design must be incalculable. Maher presents it without comment, though his face says it all, and to add insult to injury, Jon Hamm of all people deadpans from off-camera, “Radiates power, doesn’t it?
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Jesse Ventura Discusses Alternative Voting, Prosecuting the Catholic Church Under RICO Laws, Marijuana Legalization and More With Bill Maher

Jesse Ventura appeared on the April 16, 2010 episode of Real Time with Bill Maher to discuss a number of issues, including third-party politics and alternative voting. Ventura also called for the Catholic Church to be prosecuted under the "Federal RICO laws of organized crime" for its involvement in covering up child molestations. Ventura also said he wants to see pot legalized in America, which of course Bill Maher very much agrees with.
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Christopher Hitchens on ‘Real Time with Bill Maher': The Pope is a Criminal (Video)

Christopher HitchensHere's Christopher Hitchens discussing the "petty gossip" as the Pope puts it on Real Time With Bill Maher. A longtime critic of how the Catholic Church has handled abuse allegations, Hitchens believes the current Pope was actually involved in the cover-up before he took the top job. Hitchens also contends that the Pope is subject to criminal prosecution due to his involvement in the latest sex scandal.
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