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Oh, Hell No: Snake in Toilet Bites Man’s Penis

obj-01nMaybe I’ll take up the squatting method

Via Daily Mail:

Israeli man’s penis bitten by a snake as he went to the toilet to relieve himself

A man was rushed to a hospital after a snake bit his penis while he was relieving himself in a toilet, according to hospital officials in Israel.

The man, 35, of northern Israel was bitten on Friday after the snake suddenly appeared from inside the toilet.

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Cock-A-Doodle-DON’T: Chinese Man Alleges Penis Stolen by Thieves

From The Huffington Post:

A 41 year-old Chinese man alleges that his penis was cut off while he was sleeping – or at least, sleeping until that point.

Wei Lin of Niqiao Village told local law enforcement that a group of unknown individuals threw a sack over his head and chopped off his penis during the night. Lin claims that he didn’t feel a thing:

“They put something over my head and pulled down my trousers and then they ran off,” Lin said. “I was so shocked I didn’t feel a thing – then I saw I was bleeding and my penis was gone.”

The missing member has still not been recovered, and neither has Wei Lin.

Police suspect a group of jealous husbands did this to avenge Lin’s alleged dalliances with their wives…

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