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Mistletoe Prank at Brigham Young University

A couple of students at the steadfastly Mormon Brigham Young University test their classmates' receptiveness to this most pagan of holiday traditions. You may be surprised. Looks like there's a kiss or two that goes beyond friendly...and one response that is anything but. Any thoughts on the effects of religious repression on the libido? Ever dated someone who was highly religious? How'd that go?
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Bethlehem Battle: Clergymen Clash At Birthplace Of Jesus

For once the police are called to a Christmas brawl and none of my relatives are implicated. From Bernat Armangue at Huffington Post:
BETHLEHEM, West Bank — The annual cleaning of one of Christianity's holiest churches deteriorated into a brawl between rival clergy Wednesday, as dozens of monks feuding over sacred space at the Church of the Nativity battled each other with brooms until police intervened. The ancient church, built over the traditional site of Jesus' birth in Bethlehem, is shared...
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Americans Shoplifted Almost $2 Billion Of Stuff This Christmas

shoplift Santa has sticky fingers. Via the Atlantic Wire:

Hope you have a Merry Christmas, America, because you’ve been extremely naughty at the mall this year. After surveying retailers in the U.S., the Global Retail Theft Barometer says that shoppers pinched $1.8 billion worth of merchandise during the four weeks leading up to Christmas, reports the AP. $1.8 billion! For context, $1.8 billion is a 6 percent increase from 2010.

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Krampus March In Austria

It's nice to remember that people around the world celebrate Christmas in different ways. Check out last year's edition of the annual Christmas parade ("Krampuslauf") in Graz, Austria, filled with local color as Krampuses (German Santa Clauses) go on parade:
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My Holiday Gifts for President Obama

Ho Ho HopeWhat follows is an open letter to the President of the United States, extending my holiday greetings and providing a brief explanation of some perhaps ‘idiosyncratic’ gifts sent to Pennsylvania Avenue via U.P.S. this past week.

Okay, okay, I realize this may seem rather belated, but let’s be realistic: there was no way you were going to get around to opening my Xmas gifts to you until now. Indeed, they probably still remain unopened in some storage room, if they haven’t already been nicked by the staff you’ve assigned to opening packages. Or the security detail hasn’t mistakenly drawn a sinister interpretation of their contents and ruined them by soaking them in some watery defusion contrivance.

Which would be a great shame. Not because my personal feelings would be injured by the gifts’ destruction, but because recent events have shown me that you sorely in need these items. So much so that I regard it as equally necessary to append this open letter describing the thought process behind each of the gifts.… Read the rest

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