What happens when the lines between reality, fantasy, the Bible, and Hollywood all blend together? On his radio show, Bryan Fischer of the conservative Christian non-profit American Family Association reveals that he helped exorcise children being held hostage by demons…which in turn provoked supernatural retaliation by a cabal of witches:
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AFP on the widespread belief that there is a war on Christianity in America:
Life has gone from bad to worse since Donna Sturdivant’s husband was laid off four years ago and now the thing which brings her comfort — her faith — is under threat. “We’re starting to see our religious freedom taken away. Our Christian faith is being stepped on. Like kids in the schools — they can’t talk about God,” Sturdivant, 60, told AFP. “There’s something wrong in America.”
At a recent rally in Wisconsin, Rick Santorum painted the upcoming election in stark terms: “The lights of freedom may well go out if we don’t win this election.”
Barry Dean, who like Santorum home schools his many children, is also deeply concerned about the direction of the country. “Christians are persecuted in many other countries and I think this is the next one,” said Dean, sipping a soda after the rally.
This may seem like a parody, but it’s not: the conservative American Life League uncovers how, in addition to dispensing “mountains of birth control”, Planned Parenthood is plotting to program a generation of children into sex addicts by spreading filthy lies such as “masturbation is normal” and “women menstruate”:
Just in time for the holidays, Al Franken’s animated comic tells the biblical story of Supply Side Jesus — basically, a version of Christ the savior updated to be more palatable for the devout conservative Christians of today. Witness the tale of his radical free-market teachings: