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Conspiracy Theorists Claim Rosetta Mission Comet is Really an Alien Object

Well that didn’t take long! Just hours after all the European Space Agency (ESA) successfully landed it’s Philae probe on comet 67P, theories are spreading around the internet suggesting that it’s not a comet at all and the ESA and NASA are conspiring to cover up its true alien identity. Via the Guardian:

On Wednesday afternoon, the European Space Agency made galactic history when their Rosetta Mission successful landed its Philae probe on a speeding comet, the first time such an extraordinary feat has been achieved.

As with everything from the moon landing to the death of Elvis, an alternative version of “what really happened” as the Philae probe landed on comet 67P did not take long to emerge.

Comet 67P on 19 September 2014 NavCam mosaic

According to an email published on the website UFOSightingsDaily.com – which does a regular trade in alien sightings – this mission is part of a European Space Agency and Nasa cover-up to disguise the comet’s true alien nature.

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NASA Training Astronauts for Asteroid Mission

433 ErosThe mission would not occur until the 2020s, so we all can rest assured that no harbinger of doom is on the way ...? As Richard Gray reports in the Telegraph:
It is a space mission straight from the Hollywood film Armageddon... A team of astronauts, however, have already started preparing for just such a mission. Among them is Major Tim Peake, a former British Army helicopter test pilot who is now the first official British astronaut with the European Space Agency. Next month they will begin a training programme that will teach them how to operate vehicles, conduct spacewalks and gather samples on the surface of an asteroid. While the primary goal of a mission to an asteroid will be scientific to learn more about their hostile environments, the skills needed to work on their surface could also prove invaluable should scientists discover one on a collision course with Earth...
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