Our story starts where usually it ends, at least in Florida anyway: on a crowded highway at breakneck speed and heavily, heavily distracted.
The bones of my Ancestors lie in a small churchyard in rural Kentucky, a place without cell phone reception and filled with people who may have never seen a plane fly over their heads.
The Army Corps of Engineers announced it will look for an alternate route for the Dakota Access Pipeline to cross under Lake Oahe in North Dakota, not that it’s stopping anything.
Lost in the Land of the White Ape: Trump Came to Florida and I Survived (Gonzo and Conjure ’16) Part 2
My plan was not a dry retelling of the rally but one of substance, so I was content with leaving the other newsies to rot in their bubble of safety. I had questions that needed answers. Who were these people?
Lost in the Land of the White Ape: Trump Came to Florida and I Survived (Gonzo and Conjure ’16) Part 1
The city of Melbourne, like many small Florida cities, does not rate high on the radar of Florida destinations. It does not have any theme parks to play in, does not have a Civil War history to exploit, and quietly pretends it is not currently attached to a state that specializes in unadulterated madness.
Broken, bloodied, my stomach churned to pieces. I stumble to awaken, one eye open gathering at fragments of memories. What had happened? My phone is filled with late night calls to any writers I could think of and though the conversations are forgotten their urgent message snaps back to the forefront of my mind
The first line started with “what I am about to say about the #OrlandoShooting may be misinterpreted” and boy, was I right. You see I am after all an “irresponsible writer.”
Hacker David Michael Levin, owner of Vanguard Cybersecurity, was arrested on Wednesday after the Florida Department of Law Enforcement received a referral from the Lee County Sheriff’s Office
Politicians being assholes is nothing new. In fact, at this point we’ve pretty much come to expect it.
The findings, revealed late last week by the Center for Responsible Lending (CRL), indicate that under Florida’s “lender-designed” law, payday loan stores have flourished
“Every part of this soil is sacred in the estimation of my people. Every hillside, every valley, every plain and grove, has been hallowed by some sad or happy event in days long vanished.
It’s 9:40pm here in Florida with Tuesday’s results still pouring in. The message is clear: Hillary has crushed Bernie in 3 key States, a devastating blow to the Political Revolution.
‘You would have to work hard to find a worse place to put a nuclear plant’
Gonzo and Conjure on the Campaign Trail ’16: Florida Man Goes to a Bernie Rally And Suffers Existential Doubt
After the rabid Facebook responses condemning me for daring to criticize Bernie Sanders I felt it was my duty as Disinfo’s principal Communist to investigate just what all this “Feel The Bern” stuff was about.
Via Gods & Radicals: “Yet if cattle or horses or lions had hands and could draw, And could sculpt like men, then the horses would draw their gods Like horses, and cattle…
A homeless man reported a dead body by carrying the skull into a Florida Publix and using it as a puppet
A homeless man, who found a human skull, walked into Publix using it as a puppet. This happened in Florida. Colin Wolf via Orlando Weekly: Shoppers at a Publix in Sebastian, Florida, called…
I used to live in Hollywood. Not in California, where they make the movies, but in Hollywood, Florida where shitfaced shirtless dudes are the norm, and if you start your evening off at…
From last year, Kate MacMillin and Juliet Pinto reporting for WPBT2:
A week ago there was a blue moon, a semi-rare occurrence that always generates a lot of media coverage. This time, however, there’s a dark side as police say a ritualistic killing…
When thinking about where you will settle down and spend your life, what do you consider? For most of us, happiness is towards the top of our requirements. While being happy in…
Have you noticed that many of the most lurid tabloid headlines begin with “Florida Man…”? It’s such a strong trend that an anonymous person’s Twitter feed @_FloridaMan has become a massive social…
Earlier in the day I mentioned how weird events tend to happen in either Ohio or Florida. Well, lo and behold, this little tale takes place in Florida. Florida lawyer Robert Harris says his client…
Keith Edley via entheology.com: A recent Sun Sentinel article marked a potential turning point in the hysteria that has recently engulfed West Palm Beach, Boynton Beach, and nearby Florida towns regarding kratom….
What will they come up with next? via News.Mic: The news: This has gone too far. In its latest attempt to prevent the legalization of medical marijuana, a Florida group has launched…