Ted Rall, cartoonist, columnist & author of After We Kill You, We Will Welcome You Back as Honored Guests: Unembedded in Afghanistan explains why he wants to be President of France, via Medium:
The NSA’s tap on Angela Merkel’s phone is one too many
“Yes,” said O’Brien, “we can turn it off. We have that privilege.” — Orwell, 1984
“Spying between friends, that’s just not done.” —Angela Merkel
The government has spied on me since 9/11. And I’m tired of it.
So I’m running for President of France. (Hang on, mes amis. I’ll explain in a minute.)
It’s not the lack of privacy. As a New Yorker, I’m used to that. I’m sick of the loud clicks on my phone and the ridiculous extra voices (“Do you think he can hear me?”). The inordinate volume of dropped calls. Emails that vanish from my inbox and reappear, sometimes in the wrong folder days later — or never.