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The World Is Flatulence: The Enduring Appeal of the Tasteless

A scene from "He-Gassen, or "The Fart War," from Japan's Edo period (Waseda University/Wikimedia)

A scene from “He-Gassen, or “The Fart War,” from Japan’s Edo period (Waseda University/Wikimedia)

via The Atlantic:

In the ruins of Pompeii, among crumbling walls charred, centuries ago, by the heat of Vesuvius, archaeologists found the remnants of ancient graffiti. Here are some of the age-old etches that beckon us, lyrically, from past:

“Restituta, take off your tunic, please, and show us your hairy privates.”

And:

“Apollinaris, the doctor of the emperor Titus, defecated well here.”

And:

“I screwed the barmaid.”

One suspects the messages might have read a tad differently in the original Latin—rare is the graffiti artist who prefaces his commentary with “please”—but you get the idea: The scatological, the stuff of defecation and hairy privates, has an extremely long, if not an extremely proud, history. It’s turds all the way down, basically, and that’s especially true when it comes to humor. Approximately 65 percent of Shakespeare’s poetry features phallic puns.

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Silicon Valley man unwittingly invites fugitive into home amid manhunt

By Christian Rondeau via Flickr.

By Christian Rondeau via Flickr.

via Reuters:

(Reuters) – A Silicon Valley homeowner unwittingly welcomed a fugitive into his home and shared a meal with the wanted man as California law enforcement officers canvassed the neighborhood in a manhunt, police said on Tuesday.

Police in Palo Alto launched the search after receiving an emergency call on Monday about a possible fraudulent bank transaction linked to a man wanted in Oklahoma for a sex crime with a minor, the city’s police department said.

Officers tried to nab 35-year-old Dominique Tabb of San Francisco at the bank, but he hopped a fence and ran into a residential neighborhood where officers began a yard-to-yard search, Palo Alto Detective Sergeant Brian Philip said.

A homeowner in his 60s saw Tabb in his yard with some minor scrapes, and Tabb told him that assailants had beaten him up and that he was trying to escape, police said.

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Cartoon: First Dog on the Moon on … how to upset a billionaire

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This cartoon was republished with permission. “On How to Upset a Billionaire” originally appeared on The Guardian.

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MAC to Launch Marge Simpson Makeup Line

MARGE SIMPSON LINE: MAC COSMETICS

MARGE SIMPSON LINE: MAC COSMETICS

I couldn’t help but share this with you all. It seems silly to me, unless maybe you’re a DIEHARD Marge Simpson and makeup fan. Which, I guess, you could be. Regardless, it made me laugh.

via Entertainment Weekly:

So, yeah: This summer, fictional housewife Marge Simpson joins a long line of boldfaced names—including, most recently, LordeKelly Osbourne, and, er, Maleficent—who have inspired MAC cosmetics makeup collections. The 10-piece line includes lip glosses, false eyelashes, nail stickers, brightly colored eyeshadows (yes, there’s a bright blue) and blushes, though, curiously, none come in shades of yellow. (How can you really get the Marge Simpson look without aping her signature skin tone?)

Here’s what “Marge” “has to say” about the products, according to a press release certainly not written by a Simpsons scribe: “They’re all so great, but I must say that Lisa’s Spikes really works well with my skin tone and of course, Beehive Blue complements my hair perfectly.”

The line is set to hit the web Aug.

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